Adam 

The most amazing man in the world. You couldn't get luckier if he happened to become yours. Once you get him, DO NOT let him get away because if you do, you will regret it for the rest of your life since there is simply no one else out there like him or as truly good as him. You will never meet a "bad" Adam since only those with the name Adam are genuinly good. Adam is strong, an out of the box thinker and is kind. Adam will go out of his way to do for you and put you before himself, he will always protect the ones he cares about no matter what. Adam is simply just an amazing guy who is worth fighting for.

"I'm dating Adam, hes an excellent kisser!"

"You're dating Adam? No way, he is soooo hot"

Adam by Hollands-chirping-cricket March 5, 2020

Adam 

He is an annoying person who will not stop nagging you for something until he gets it. He is lazy and expects everyone to like him and cherish him. He believes he is always the best even when he is not. If you find an Adam good luck getting rid of him.

A: Damn, I've got an Adam on my tail
B: Bad luck, mine took years to get away from

Adam by PiePiEpiE PINEAPPLE March 8, 2020

Adam 

Adams are people of art and high adventure.
They ride a line between slut and passionate lover.
They love poetry and music above all other forms of art.
They are typically dressed casually, skinny jeans and goodies.
At parties they are either super outgoing or in a corner with friends talking philosophy and doing strange unknown things.
They play some instrument, typically banjo, harmonica, or guitar.
They are typically on the edge of their seat, just barely getting by, but if they have a good day it'll look like it had been planned.
If hit on by an Adam, they will be very very very direct and intense with you while being whimsical with everything else.
They also will tend to run away from things or redirect their emotions, but in the end they will be crippled and bloody from battle.
If an Adam is your friend, you either have a friend that will save you from any hellish pit and make you laugh and have fun at any cost. Or a moody philosopher.
If you're just meeting them and they are mean to you? Its probably not your fault, not unless your a racist, homophobe, sexist or pedophile in which case FUCK YOU AND BURN IN HELL

"Adam needs to calm down, it's either art and high adventure or pessimism and absurdism."

Adam by he_who_dreams_unalone March 8, 2020

Adam 

Adam is a name that is given to a wasteman. If your name is Adam there is a 99.9% chance that your a dickhead and no one likes you.

Why do u have to be such a Adam for?

Adam by GamingPc2442 March 8, 2020

Adam 

The biggest cock ever handsome he is married to Maddison beer and camila cabello

Oh ma gawd it’s Adam imma suck his cock

Adam by Urmomsdaddy March 16, 2020

Adam 

A literal cunt that no one likes

Adam is a fucking cunt

Adam by MRBeaver27 March 24, 2020

Adam 

Adam is someone who you trust. Someone who will put you through hell and back, and then back once more. No matter what though, you know somewhere inside that mean personality, there is someone who cares about you. He is one of the best friends you can have and fun to talk to, as long as you stay on his good side- haha

Adam, how was your day?

Adam by Ahaha Fuck April 4, 2020