dumped a canoe

Pooped on her peach (vagina)

Last night I dumped a canoe, literally pooped on her vagina

by Wiznut August 18, 2017

Dump Pump

When a dude takes forever in the bathroom because he masturbates then poops while on the toilet.

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Tyler was in the bathroom for a good 20 minutes he must've been doing a dump pump.

by chicks_knowthe#truth March 8, 2019

A Connor Dump

A poop that is soo bad, soo sloppy and really really painful, that after you have finished it, your bumchecks hurt and the worst thing about it, you’ve ran out of toilet paper.

Yo bro let me just go take a Connor dump

by NYIIII February 14, 2019

Pizza Dump

Taking a shit in the tank of a toilet whilst the bowl is clogged.

"Hey Man step to the side, I gotta take a pizza dump."

by Pannts June 1, 2018

Dump Boy

A derisive nickname for that guy in your office who spends way too much time in the workplace unisex bathroom taking a dump.

Well, there goes Dump Boy, he’s headed in there again, so we’d all better steer clear for the next 30 minutes to let it air out!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2023

clean dump

When one has a bowel movement that requires little to no wiping.

Hey man! I just had a super clean dump! Wiped once and the TP was like new!

by UpIce#3 March 31, 2022

Bungee dump

When someone parks a coil, or curls one out and the end of the Thora Hird dunks its head in the water whilst still attached to the host, much like a bungee jumper does off a bridge.

Hey Brett, why are you looking so content?

I’ve just had an awesome bungee dump

by Kingpekky February 15, 2021