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windows XD

a spoof of the normal windows XP product; a web site www.xdproductions.com
did you get windows XD yet if not you are very gay
by shippo/jeff December 10, 2004
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Window Ninja

When you're messed up on an illeagle substance, more than likely an "upper", and you keep looking out the window out of paranoia.
"Dude, quit playing window ninja over there. Why can't you just get high with us and be chill?"
by phatkhiken February 23, 2008
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Windows Live

Proof Microsoft should be burned to the ground. They are now copying Googles GMail because they were losing power over e-mail users because anyone with half a brain or more (the rest of you stuck with MSN and shud die immediatly) moved to the better, faster, stronger service offered by Google.

(Google is now becoming corrupt and stupid too and still refuses to offer Linux/Mac OS programs but its still better than Microsoft)
Zomg look! Google has a new service that offers 1000x the storage we do and dosent use 10 AD's a page or dozens of cliparts/icons everywhere you look! I cant beleive it there pages actually LOAD sometimes too! We have to do something about this!

I HAVE AN IDEA LETS OFFER 250 MEGS, THATS SO AMAZING THAT NOBODY WILL EVER LOOK ELSEWHERE...
but they did...
LETS JUST COPY THEM DAMNIT!
And thus, Windows Live was born!
by Koric January 13, 2006
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The Window Of Opportunity

when you are giving it to a chick doggy style in front of a window; you are both facing the window. You pull out and let a friend take over while you run outside and wave to the chick you were nailing through the window while your friend is doing her. She will be very confused after this.
oh dude, last night jessica freaked out when josh and I gave her the window of opportunity.
by Greenranger January 11, 2008
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Window Ears

A person, usually an eavesdropper, who possesses a superior level of hearing that allows them to listen through closed windows.
"Keep your voice down, my mum has window ears"

"Watch what your saying down 'ere that b*tch at number 23 has window ears"
by The Pan April 27, 2010
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Windows Activation

The way Microsoft annoys you with a pop-up every 1 hour if you dont have wi-fi to activate Windows (why tf do you need to activate Windows anyways, isnt buying ur license enough proof?)
Damn! I can´t use Windows 7 anymore because I don´t have Wi-Fi to activate it with Windows Activation
by Dieguito0512 September 7, 2020
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window tinter

A sick twisted minded individual guaranteed to take you to the dark side.
by Dr.Tint April 5, 2021
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