duck taco

Farting whilst playing with your own female genitalia. Popularized by Galveston County Constable Pam Matranga.

While you're down there, why don't you help yourself to some 'duck taco'?

by El Slice May 6, 2014

Taco People

a slang word for a fat mexican who eats lots of tacos and is very gassy

Gabriel is one of the taco people.

by rubyrude.infinite July 29, 2017

shit taco

watching your friend poopoo in the wooded regions of k.o.a then quickly jog behind him/her and give them a wedgie.

salsa becomes present after shit tacoing

by Bagel384 March 9, 2008

Cataclysmic Taco

While having vaginal intercourse with a woman and she is about to cum, pull out and squirt two or more packets of Taco Bell hot sauce inside her vaginal orifice. Then continue to plow her until she screams herself unconscious.

Becky and I made up. While I was banging her, I remembered that she farted at my Mom's funeral. Then I decided to teach that bitch a lesson, and I gave her a Cataclysmic Taco.

by Wally The Wonder Lama May 26, 2011

Taco Slunt

Derogatory slang for a lesbian who is being a slutty cunt.

Man, Jessica is being a real taco slunt today!

by Booz Allen's Hamiltons November 1, 2010

Taco Jack

An amazing creation from the Value Menu at Jack In The Box. You start with Breakfast Jack and the 2 Regular Tacos, each 99 cents. You split the Breakfast Jack between the ham and the egg and insert one of the tacos, adding taco sauce if necessary. Slap the Bfast Jack back together and enjoy that tasty 'wich!

Greg: Breakfast time!

Friend: Is that-did you put a taco in a breakfast sandwich?

Greg: Fool, this is a Taco Jack...get outta my face!

by CalCoast Greg, Ventura CA March 1, 2011

tuscadero taco

When a member of the band Tuscadero shits in your "taco"

Like last October when the bass player was banging my sister, and then gave her a tuscadero taco

by MadDog3030 April 22, 2011