taco platter

Big ole plate of cheapass Mexican food. Usually comes out looking exactly like it does when it went in.

"Man, I just came out of the john, and it looks like I ate 3 taco platters!"

by benihana_chef June 24, 2004

duck taco

Farting whilst playing with your own female genitalia. Popularized by Galveston County Constable Pam Matranga.

While you're down there, why don't you help yourself to some 'duck taco'?

by El Slice March 26, 2014

shit taco

watching your friend poopoo in the wooded regions of k.o.a then quickly jog behind him/her and give them a wedgie.

salsa becomes present after shit tacoing

by Bagel384 March 09, 2008

Cataclysmic Taco

While having vaginal intercourse with a woman and she is about to cum, pull out and squirt two or more packets of Taco Bell hot sauce inside her vaginal orifice. Then continue to plow her until she screams herself unconscious.

Becky and I made up. While I was banging her, I remembered that she farted at my Mom's funeral. Then I decided to teach that bitch a lesson, and I gave her a Cataclysmic Taco.

by Wally The Wonder Lama May 03, 2011

tuscadero taco

When a member of the band Tuscadero shits in your "taco"

Like last October when the bass player was banging my sister, and then gave her a tuscadero taco

by MadDog3030 April 05, 2011

Taco Slunt

Derogatory slang for a lesbian who is being a slutty cunt.

Man, Jessica is being a real taco slunt today!

by Booz Allen's Hamiltons November 01, 2010

Salsa Taco

When a male has sex with a barely legal girl while on her period.

Babe I know it is not a good time, but please give me a Salsa Taco!

Dude, i total pick up this little Lolita, but little did I know I was getting myself into some sloppy Salsa Taco.

by mother fucking jean October 21, 2007