Muff Nuggets

The female version of dangle berries, where dried up clumps of cum & other fluids collect in bundles of various sizes towards the ends of her pubic hair

"Bruv, I pulled down her panties and bumped into the meanest collection of muff nuggets I've ever seen!"

by Busted Gumboot January 18, 2017

muff punt

when you quarterback snick a girls ass hole

My girl is pissed at me because I muff punted her last night

by calus clintiondicks January 20, 2019

muff buffin

A sadistic lesbian sex act, in which sadomasochists improved the act of scissoring to their standards by inserting a Brillo pad between their unshaved vaginas.

First performed in a 70's foreign porno movie entitled, "Beauf De Meauf".

Girl 1: "should we go get waxed?"

Girl 2: "no way dollface, we're muff buffin tonight!"

by dinkydew January 16, 2012

Crush that muff

Eating vagina.

Yo, bro, did you crush that muff last night?

by Vagimothafuckinizzleface April 26, 2019

muff ruffling

a chick fight, and/or catfight

Those chicks were going crazy muff ruffling outside the bar.

by Docks October 2, 2008

Holy Muff

The catchphrase of the soon to be famous superhero "Space-choaps".

Holy Muff! That chinese guy is choking!...nice.

by Strachychoaps March 3, 2010

muff rag

a thong or any skimpy female underwear

I kept the girl's muff rag as a souvenir of the night before

by evilfeller21 June 1, 2009