Short for "alternative facts" - a newspeak term for things that are completely wrong, but one decides to give a fuck about truth. Coined by Kellyann Conway, spin doctor of US President Donald J. Trump.
"It's a lie. But we will not say lie, because thats a bad word. We don't use bad words. We never do them. We use right words. Right words, alt-right-words, alt-facts. Who needs facts anyway. I won." Donald J. Trump
by blippo2 January 24, 2017
Get the alt-factsmug. by supertastic January 17, 2024
Get the fact gotmug. by Suck this fat dick November 12, 2020
Get the Fact Slappedmug. Alternative Facts Syndrome is a person suffering from a disconnect from reality. This person does not accept facts and truths and will claim blatant lies as "facts" in their alternative facts reality.
This person is suffering from Alternative Facts Syndrome. That person believes Tariffs will be paid by the exporting country and will not affect them as the consumer. "They did their research."
by DMU77 February 2, 2025
Get the Alternative Facts Syndromemug. It's a shit of paper containing lots of fucks.
Oh wait, I meant "It's a sheet of paper containing lots of facts"!
Well, at least you get it.
It's a kid-friendly way to write/say fuck shit.
Oh wait, I meant "It's a sheet of paper containing lots of facts"!
Well, at least you get it.
It's a kid-friendly way to write/say fuck shit.
Intentional -
Teacher: Here's a fact shee-
Students: *laughing*
Teacher: Anyway... Here's a fact sheet. A fact shee-
Students: *hysterically laughing*
Teacher: WOULD YOU STOP IT!! A FACT SHEET CONTAINS LOTS OF FACTS , AND TODAY YOU WILL WRITE AN ESSAY ABOUT THE FACTS LISTED HERE!
Students: *explosion of laughter*
Teacher: I give up.
Teacher: Here's a fact shee-
Students: *laughing*
Teacher: Anyway... Here's a fact sheet. A fact shee-
Students: *hysterically laughing*
Teacher: WOULD YOU STOP IT!! A FACT SHEET CONTAINS LOTS OF FACTS , AND TODAY YOU WILL WRITE AN ESSAY ABOUT THE FACTS LISTED HERE!
Students: *explosion of laughter*
Teacher: I give up.
by Entity 303 May 7, 2018
Get the Fact Sheetmug. A 'fact got' is a slang for the word 'faggot'. A 'fact got' is what straight— often times— southern white boys use when they're too afraid to say faggot.
They normally comment 'fact got' under videos of homosexual relationships. Most people who use this are meaning it in a derogatory light, which shows they don't understand how to let other people be fucking happy.
But if a gay person is to use this, it's okay because they're gay. That's a given.
They normally comment 'fact got' under videos of homosexual relationships. Most people who use this are meaning it in a derogatory light, which shows they don't understand how to let other people be fucking happy.
But if a gay person is to use this, it's okay because they're gay. That's a given.
by ʚ born to cry ɞ May 28, 2024
Get the fact gotmug. A fact that may or may not be useless, but a person named Ralph knows it and it's a very Ralphy fact.
Ralph:"Yo wuz good man did you know pee is stored in the ballzzz???"
Person:"Eyyy man I didn't know that, that's a dope ass Ralph fact!"
Ralph:"Hellz yeah man plus my wife left me"
Person:"Eyyy man I didn't know that, that's a dope ass Ralph fact!"
Ralph:"Hellz yeah man plus my wife left me"
by MC Shrivel Ball May 30, 2021
Get the Ralph Factmug.