uh-oh, someone's being a greedy manwhore

A phrase for when someone is being obnoxious and/or mean.

Crystal: This site sucks, the words suck, the editors suck, and the whole Internet would be better off without this dumpster fire!
Cyan: Uh-oh, someone's being a greedy manwhore!

by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019

Noraing someone

To Nora someone is to go into a bathroom where someone is peeing, open the door and sit on a toilet in front of the door and start peeing too.

Person1" she's peeing you should nora her"
Person2 "I'm not going to nora her "
Person1" you haven't nora'd someone in ages"
Person2" noraing has got a bad rep"
Person1" just nora her"
Person2" fine ill nora her"
Person1" yeah noraing someone is fun"

by Willowdrift07 October 9, 2021

to be someone's coffee

Phrase told about somebody you cannot imagine living without, somebody you really appreciate.

I love you, you are my coffee.
Cristine is my coffee, I don't know what I would do without her.
I want to be someone's coffee one day.

by TheEveni November 16, 2018

If You Standing IN front Of Me And Your Whole Life Is Turning Around When Someone Of The Same Gender Is More Confident Than Yourself As A Person Then Maybe Turn Around And Process A Decisions

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If You Standing IN front Of Me And Your Whole Life Is Turning Around When Someone Of The Same Gender Is More Confident Than Yourself As A Person Then Maybe Turn Around And Process A Decisions

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

Someone else's bonzai tree

Especially relevant in big companies. When you develop an intricate, sought after skill set, but never rise to the level that was possible from your early potential, that may have been/still could be achievable elsewhere.

Zach has a PhD from an ivy league college, and has built enviable experience, but has never risen above director level in the blue chip company he works for. He's become little more than someone else's bonzai tree, and should probably leave, in order to become a red wood.

by RandyRhoads84 October 23, 2023

when someone is cooler than the cow

alternate version of "when pigs fly"

"can i have icecream?"
"when someone is cooler than the cow"

by anonymous October 6, 2022

piss on someone`s balcony

a way to show your respect (or disrespect)

OH NO! i broke the thermometer so i`m gonna piss on your balcony. i hope your brother isn`t around!!
//oops i pissed on someone`s balcony a few years ago.
//oops i piss on someone`s balcony
//oops
//oooops
//ooops

by idealanakvartala January 23, 2022