doo doo flex

The act of taking a pic while taking a shit. Best seen as a snapchat caption.

Sending snaps of your poop is not cool, send snaps of your face instead! We love to see the facial expressions.

he’s gonna take longer than we expected, he just hit me with the doo doo flex.

by King Boo JP September 17, 2019

Silent Flexing

When someone doesn’t brag, doesn’t show off, doesn’t even try, but still ends up making everyone else feel under-leveled just by existing. It’s the kind of natural aura that says, “I’m not trying to impress you… But you’re impressed anyway.”

“Bro walked into class with messy hair and no effort, and suddenly the whole room went quiet. That’s silent flexing.”

by minghaochihiro November 26, 2025

Recipe flex

A recipe that someone shares to show how skilled they are, or the amazingly local ingredients they have access to and you don't.

Man why'd I even buy the Noma book, they recipe flex and I can't buy any of their ingredients.

by Olddirtdog April 29, 2020

Flex Tape Duo

the act of wrapping your dick and another mans dick together using flex tape and preforming anal sex

John- why would anyone preform a flex tape duo?

John 2- cause that shit water proof

John 3- NOW THAT'S ALOT OF ANAL DAMAGE

by I Eat Ass. August 15, 2018

Flex

To flex is to show off that you have more, or you are better at something.

Another kind of flex is to tighten a muscle.

Person 1: "I'm soooooooo much better at this, I mean, look at me! *gets an unbeatable high score*"
Person 2: "Bitch stop flexing"

by ShxdyNeo September 20, 2018

Captain Flex

Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around

Look at BB over there peacocking round those hoes, he is the real deal captain flex

by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016

Captain Flex

Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around

Look at BB over there peacocking round those hoes, he is the real deal captain flex

by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016