dike dick

a dildo lesbians use during intercourse with eachother

"Those lesbians must have used a dike dick last night

by JohnPaulIII October 31, 2007

Prickable Dick

The ultimate asshole. Scholars estimate that the word was founded by Sir Isaac Newton shortly after he discovered gravity. It is made from 2 basic words, prickable, and dick. In the 1700’s these words were branded on people’s faces when they did something that would make them to be the ultimate dick. Today it is used to describe someone who is constantly a fat asshole.

"What the f**k! Who keeps leaving the peanut butter open downstairs?"
"Oh that is that prickable dick brian....... what a fat asshole."

by Big rig nig February 18, 2009

Dick Kitchen

Person who is being a dick.
They're so awful that not only are they being a dick, they're cookin' it up nice and hot and dishing it out to the masses.

Originated from the name of a man. His name was Dick Kitchen.
It was too funny to pass up.

Dude, you're such a dick kitchen! Keep your mouth shut.

by MurrayMLK May 30, 2008

Dick on a dog

Really hot, usually caused by a large group of people.

It was really hot at the game yesterday - it was like a dick on a dog.

by Fat Rick P February 18, 2009

Cata-dick

to launch something small and lightweight off the tip of your penis while having a massive boner.

Hey, while you're by the fridge, launch me a peice of corn with your cata-dick.

by D3RR!CKnZ!0N February 24, 2009

napoleon dick

A very very small dick

#1)Steroid users have this dick
#2)Adolf Hitler dick
#3)white kids have Napoleon dick

by Yourfuckingmom'spussy January 11, 2014

Dick McMuffin

Cursed with perfectionist pangs and punished by the looking glass of narcissus, Dick McMuffin's languid persona oozes hubris ideals and philosophies. Generally, he enjoys to hornswoggle his way through his daily routine, thus allowing him to accomplish incomprehensible feats. With a burning desire for jigglypuffs and crumpets, McMuffin never fails to amaze.

In his mind is a passion, a passion to obtain the world's first P.P. degree from Oxord Univesity. After this, he is destined to galvanise the British Empire and bring forth her renaissance!

All in all, no matter how hard you try, it is inevitable that you're wrong.

Dick McMuffin: "You're wrong!"

by Jelloshots My Dello January 20, 2014