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Senator's Wife Syndrome

The mentality that a housewife will overlook her philandering/cheating husband's ways; as long as her bills are paid and her children are well taken care of.
"Of course she stayed with him after he got caught cheating, she's got Senator's Wife Syndrome!"
by Immortal Synn March 12, 2008
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Dun Lap Syndrome

When someone who is fat and can not see their own penis or vagina while standing up or sitting down cause their belly blocks it.
Wow, that dude over there can't find his penis, must be dun lap syndrome!
by toxicxodrug October 21, 2010
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James Cavell Syndrome

Individuals with James Cavell syndrome may have some or all of the following physical characteristics: a flat nasal bridge, a protruding tongue (due to small oral cavity, and an enlarged tongue near the tonsils), a short neck, white spots on the iris, congenital heart defects, excessive space between large toe and second toe. Most individuals with James Cavell syndrome have mental retardation in the mild (IQ 50–70) to moderate (IQ 35–50) range,3 with individuals having Mosaic James Cavell syndrome typically 10–30 points higher. In addition, individuals with James Cavell syndrome can have serious abnormalities affecting any body system. They also may have a broad head and a very round face.
"oh no, you're baby was born with the James Cavell Syndrome. Unfortunately, there is no cure/treatment and your child will retain these characteristics for their whole life (ie 20years old)."
by mysterious12345678900 January 28, 2009
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tapioca pudding syndrome

when you havn't had sex in a long time and when you ejaculate, a yellow, jell-o-like substance comes out.
guy #1- Dude last night when i pulled out, a thick, yellow substance came out.

guy #2- No way! You need some more action...that's tapioca pudding syndrome
by Roger Blank May 15, 2006
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sweaty ball syndrome

When your balls are sweaty such as excersize such as fuckin' a girl, playing in the marching band, or doing jumping jacks in 100 degree weather
After Johnson blew his flute and marched around he contracted a case of sweaty ball syndrome
by Richard Muncher March 28, 2009
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Trailer Park Syndrome

When a girl (technically could be a guy too) seemingly randomly switches from being overweight to thin, to overweight and the cycle continues usually for their whole life. It is common for girls who were known at a time in life to be fat to almost spontaneously becoming hot, and usually along with becoming hot also becoming a whore. This phenomenon is common in trailer parks but as well in white suburban areas, or any area where teenage girls being hoes is common.
Dude 1:Is that kathy? Wasn't she a lard bucket in elementary school?
Dude 2:I dont know what your talking about dude shes sexy as hell!
Dude 1:She is now, she must have Trailer Park Syndrome.
by Barrano247 June 18, 2011
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Special Snowflake Syndrom

Niall Horan is a prime example of a special snowflake because well... He's Niall. The Leprechaun. Other special snowflakes include his bandmates Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, and Harry Styles.Special Snowflake Syndrome cannot be cured. Once a snowflake, always a snowflake.
by Pauly Higgins August 6, 2012
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