Just-in-case Friend

A "friend" that is your friend just in case all your other friends leave you.

"Oh.. Samantha? No, she's my Just-in-case friend."

by hurricanekatryna June 3, 2018

Fake friend

A person who forgives people in under a week

Fake friend“No I’m still friends with phee”
Lilly: “WHAT THE FUCK YOUR SO FAKE”
Sammy: “IT HASN'T BEEN A WEEK!”

by Fakefriend6969420 November 8, 2021

Friend

Something you dont have

why dont i have friends?

by adkfhaskhdglk September 23, 2021

We can't be friends

And I won't ever have a relationship. But what these people are trying to turn that into is an overt form of of second class citizenry.

Hym "No we can't be friends. In the words of Arianna Grande "We can't be friends." Because the only reason were are lovers is the lack of a fat cock."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2025

best-friend-wich

A best-friend-wich is when two best friends get into a threesome together but keep the third party between them to avoid any direct sexual contact.

No Mina and I did not have sex, we did a best-friend-wich with Gary.

by ThatDudeWhoWrites December 5, 2016

The Ugly friend

The forever second choice. Usually found with a hot friend who gets hit on all the time.

Socially awkward/ insecure/depressed/ just dgaf
Makes hot friend look better

Jenna gets all the guys and Stella will always be just the ugly friend.

by JennaSmith March 1, 2023

Friend Shoring

N. The act of moving a factory or business from one country in the global supply chain to another country in the global supply chain that you are more friendly with.

An alternative to straight globalization.

By Friend Shoring that company, we no longer have to conduct business with that country which is committing human rights violations.

by Unquestionably Burdensome August 10, 2023