A stage of which (usually men) approaches after jerking off.
No matter what happens, one will remain calm almost like Budda during his enlightenment.
However, this only lasts for a very short period of time lasting from 2~3 minutes.
No matter what happens, one will remain calm almost like Budda during his enlightenment.
However, this only lasts for a very short period of time lasting from 2~3 minutes.
Firefighter 1 : Your house is burning down!
Man : It's ok.
Firefighter 2 : What's taking so long?
Firefighter 1 : Shit, he's on Budda Time.
Man : It's ok.
Firefighter 2 : What's taking so long?
Firefighter 1 : Shit, he's on Budda Time.
by academicloopholes December 23, 2017
Get the Budda Timemug. Also know as MST, is the mean solar time at which a person arrives. Adopted as the standard time in a zone that usually borders on the cap of being fashionable late. MST delays typically run from 15-45 minutes.
Ki Ki: "I'll be there at 6pm."
*Ki Ki & party arrive to the event at 6:52pm*
RC: “ Sorry guys, we were operating on Marroni Standard Time”
*Ki Ki & party arrive to the event at 6:52pm*
RC: “ Sorry guys, we were operating on Marroni Standard Time”
by 2legit pineapple December 20, 2021
Get the Marroni Standard Timemug. .9.Antonio Banderas Is The Time Wizard.9.
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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 7, 2025
Get the .9.Antonio Banderas Is The Time Wizard.9.mug. The duration of time when your screen device (e.g. smartphone) displays some non-blackout images whilst you aren't actively staring at the screen device — hence counted as "screen time" on its Screen Time app despite not harming your eyesight in any way
I love how my phone tracks residual screen time; I might not be staring at it, but those non-blackout images still rack up the hours like I'm glued to the screen!
by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025
Get the residual screen timemug. The time you spent learning for a test divided by the grade you get. It is something extremely stupid thought of by an extremely stupid person
Person: Dude, i got an A for Maths!
Smart person: That's cool, i got a B
Person: So i'm smarter than you!
Smart person: no, actually. You studied for 8 hours in total and got an A, while i studied 1 hour to get a B, which means my note-per-time is better.
Person: shut the fuck up
Smart person: That's cool, i got a B
Person: So i'm smarter than you!
Smart person: no, actually. You studied for 8 hours in total and got an A, while i studied 1 hour to get a B, which means my note-per-time is better.
Person: shut the fuck up
by Ferixu September 26, 2022
Get the Note-per-timemug. My wife was asking for sex but it was med-time. Sorry honey I'm getting ready for bed.
All of my patients get excited just around med-time. It's the highlight of there day.
My kids are a nightmare I cannot wait for med-time.
All of my patients get excited just around med-time. It's the highlight of there day.
My kids are a nightmare I cannot wait for med-time.
by Suxatore2022 June 20, 2022
Get the Med-timemug. 1. The fuzz. The heat. The popo. The constabulary. The police. Look one time, don’t look twice, they are gonna pull you over for looking suspicious.
2. A phrase uttered for good luck, often in poker or other casino gambling. The origin of this phrase is from the movie “Little Giants” when the coach gave his speech to his team of misfits to get them excited for a game with long odds. It means even if the odds are 99 times in 100, that still leaves “one time.”
2. A phrase uttered for good luck, often in poker or other casino gambling. The origin of this phrase is from the movie “Little Giants” when the coach gave his speech to his team of misfits to get them excited for a game with long odds. It means even if the odds are 99 times in 100, that still leaves “one time.”
1 Driver: one time ahead, don’t look back
Passenger: *looks twice*
One time: *flashes lights*
Driver: what did I just f***in tell you.
2 poker player 1: All in.
Player 2: call. I have queens.
Player 1: I have AK of hearts. Good luck.
Player 3: i folded Q/10.
Flop 9,2,6 hearts.
Player 2: damn, I’m in rough shape.
Turn: 2 spade
Player 1: don’t do this to me dealer!
Player 2: dealer, can I use my one time now?
River: 6 of spades.
Player 2: Nice hand. Goodnight.
Player 1: 99 times baby
Passenger: *looks twice*
One time: *flashes lights*
Driver: what did I just f***in tell you.
2 poker player 1: All in.
Player 2: call. I have queens.
Player 1: I have AK of hearts. Good luck.
Player 3: i folded Q/10.
Flop 9,2,6 hearts.
Player 2: damn, I’m in rough shape.
Turn: 2 spade
Player 1: don’t do this to me dealer!
Player 2: dealer, can I use my one time now?
River: 6 of spades.
Player 2: Nice hand. Goodnight.
Player 1: 99 times baby
by Nicbuddy January 9, 2024
Get the One Timemug.