cold as hell syndrome

what many are currently suffering from in minnesota.

sufferers of cold as hell syndrome: jill gonzalez....nicole is jealous by the way

by j.gon January 13, 2009

James Cavell Syndrome

Individuals with James Cavell syndrome may have some or all of the following physical characteristics: a flat nasal bridge, a protruding tongue (due to small oral cavity, and an enlarged tongue near the tonsils), a short neck, white spots on the iris, congenital heart defects, excessive space between large toe and second toe. Most individuals with James Cavell syndrome have mental retardation in the mild (IQ 50–70) to moderate (IQ 35–50) range,3 with individuals having Mosaic James Cavell syndrome typically 10–30 points higher. In addition, individuals with James Cavell syndrome can have serious abnormalities affecting any body system. They also may have a broad head and a very round face.

"oh no, you're baby was born with the James Cavell Syndrome. Unfortunately, there is no cure/treatment and your child will retain these characteristics for their whole life (ie 20years old)."

by mysterious12345678900 January 28, 2009

Dun Lap Syndrome

When someone who is fat and can not see their own penis or vagina while standing up or sitting down cause their belly blocks it.

Wow, that dude over there can't find his penis, must be dun lap syndrome!

by toxicxodrug October 21, 2010

tapioca pudding syndrome

when you havn't had sex in a long time and when you ejaculate, a yellow, jell-o-like substance comes out.

guy #1- Dude last night when i pulled out, a thick, yellow substance came out.

guy #2- No way! You need some more action...that's tapioca pudding syndrome

by Roger Blank May 15, 2006

sweaty ball syndrome

When your balls are sweaty such as excersize such as fuckin' a girl, playing in the marching band, or doing jumping jacks in 100 degree weather

After Johnson blew his flute and marched around he contracted a case of sweaty ball syndrome

by Richard Muncher March 28, 2009

Black Hole Syndrome

A natural condition or social engineering of an individual's mentality and intellect which does not permit said individual to question why scientists are able to create an artificial black hole in a Large Hadron Collider, yet the automobile manufacturers are unable to market all 2009 models of automobiles with a CAFE standard of 100+ miles per gallon.

Person 1: "Have you seen the 2009 models from Detroit and Tokyo, yet? There are some sick looking rides and they've increased the fuel efficiency."

Person 2: "Yeah. They've barely increased the efficiency."

Person 1: "Every little bit helps and you can't expect them to be able to make great leaps and bounds in technology overnight. These things take time to engineer and develop."

Person 2: "They had prototypes that got over 100 miles per gallon in the year 1950. Wake up, dude. You have Black Hole Syndrome."

by Alpha Aquarius January 19, 2009

Trailer Park Syndrome

When a girl (technically could be a guy too) seemingly randomly switches from being overweight to thin, to overweight and the cycle continues usually for their whole life. It is common for girls who were known at a time in life to be fat to almost spontaneously becoming hot, and usually along with becoming hot also becoming a whore. This phenomenon is common in trailer parks but as well in white suburban areas, or any area where teenage girls being hoes is common.

Dude 1:Is that kathy? Wasn't she a lard bucket in elementary school?
Dude 2:I dont know what your talking about dude shes sexy as hell!
Dude 1:She is now, she must have Trailer Park Syndrome.

by Barrano247 June 18, 2011