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The Jacks

An Irish term used for a toilet. It was originally republican slang for the toilet as if to say they were going to defecate on the old Union Jack. It has become common slang with forgotten roots.
Where's the jacks I need to shite!

Lads stay away from the jacks, I had a rake of pints last night and I've a dose of the shits
by Cornelious Templeton April 14, 2021
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Skip jack

Aka Skippy aka skip. Usually a nickname given to those in trades. Foul mouth anger issues, lack of common sense, makes very poor choices. Has no comprehension of saving money. Alcoholic and will fuck anything that walks. Multiple baby mamas. Hobbies include super punchin, pipelining, hot shotin, and playin golf. Will in fact steal your girl and your mom. All in all skip jacks are bad mother fuckers
Wtf Skip jack that's my mom bro.
by The real skip jack April 16, 2021
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Cranking the Jack

A term derived from "Jacking Off" and the act of lifting a car with a jack. A jack is cranked, which can be tough on the wrists. So can masturbating. So there you go!
"My wrists hurt, I was cranking the jack last night."
"Did you get a blowout?"
"Several" (winks)
by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021
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Jacks Breakfast

A man in a class that is not very smart and matthew can see the future of jack being dumb
Why is Jacks Breakfast so dumb
by Jack=bad April 20, 2021
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Jack Roberts

This is a foul creature als called a wench who leech’s of other people’s kindness and Robs his friends for money and sells moss to people for £20 then says he can fight everyone but backs out of every fight he is a crippling alcoholic and beats every girl he sees
by xXdonleyboiXx April 24, 2021
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Jack Kelleher

Person 1; Do you know jack kelleher?
Person 2; Ya he's the man
by JackKelleher420 April 27, 2021
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Jack(son) shit

Slang: vulgar (British, used exclusively by the Jackson clan)

Nothing at all.
Affronted person: What's wrong with you?
Felicity: Jack(son) shit!
by A-concerned-citizen April 27, 2021
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