National Insult Your BFF DAY

On October 9th, you shall insult your BFF and try to make them as angry as possible before saying " I love you" at midnight. Socks on of course.

You a bitch for not going with me to the movies today. (National Insult Your BFF DAY)

by George Bartnickle October 9, 2022

National Kiss Ivan Day

Every Day of the year, 24/7 365

Yo, Did you hear its National Kiss Ivan Day???

by WiseOldPerson11 August 13, 2022

april 14th national send a booty pic day

On april 14th whoever asks you to send a booty pic you have to and you can’t say no

Meaning to send a booty pic to whoever asks no questions asked.

“hey it’s april 14th national send a booty pic day, you know what that means olivia.”
olivia: yeah i sure do i guess ill send it to you

by monkeyfartbigboyballls April 14, 2024

National Femboy headpat day

On July 17th is the National Femboy headpat day. On this day you are required to give every Femboy you see a headpat.

A: "Hey! Gimme headpats! It's National Femboy headpat day!

by Esdapox July 17, 2024

National Booty Day

Every April 21-23rd we celebrate national booty day to appreciate the big bootys in this world 🍑 we should all celebrate this day by sending someone we love a booty picture, or go crazy with twerking

Person 1: “Today we are celebrating national booty day”

Person 2: damn I never knew! Better flaunt my booty

by hydralkiss April 23, 2024

Navajo Nation Fair

An event when people reunite with one another, money gets waisted, relationships start to build up, dumbass drivers, burrito sellers become rich, shit load of candy, Navajo Nation police are suddenly FBI agents, drunks fill up the jail cells, & when girls wait for 9 months to become a single mother.

Natives never get along with White people at the Navajo Nation Fair

by Gay sh September 8, 2016

national kiss your girlfriend day!

kiss your girlfriend day

girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”

by macey - august 15 2023 August 15, 2023