A school in Gwinnett County, Georgia. Full of hoes, full of high people and most importantly the new location for those cheesy STD videos you watch in Health. Safe to say it's "Drama Capital". I'd say Welcome to Hell is a fitting description as well.
by CaillouBASED7 January 29, 2012
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by alunnegiy November 30, 2018
Get the lawrence north high school mug.Come to the palms and feast your eyes upon no cute boys, mean girls, and feel free to enjoy our endless supply of horndogs just dying to get a booty pic. We can't forget about our lovely student body who can't wait to spread rumors and call you names for absolutely no reason!
Even so, with all these amazing qualities our school here had some kick ass SAT scores for our area. However, it'd be nice if we could address some of our other issues to make palm city a more pleasant place to raise your children. No one likes this town lol phs needs your help so come on down for a great time among your fellow palmyrans and nap under the cool shade of the palm trees that don't exist. Oh and we can't forget about the fresh array of sinkholes that can't wait to swallow you whole!! :))
Even so, with all these amazing qualities our school here had some kick ass SAT scores for our area. However, it'd be nice if we could address some of our other issues to make palm city a more pleasant place to raise your children. No one likes this town lol phs needs your help so come on down for a great time among your fellow palmyrans and nap under the cool shade of the palm trees that don't exist. Oh and we can't forget about the fresh array of sinkholes that can't wait to swallow you whole!! :))
Palmyra area high school has so many horndogs and mean girls that no one can resist attending class every day.
by R-cubed March 31, 2015
Get the palmyra area high school mug.The home of the Blazers! Where the football team consistently goes 1-9 and all other sports go to state championships. The school has a very diverse population consisting of retards, jocks, rednecks, black kids, some mexicans, asains, thots, and a whole fuckload of indians. Many retards are antisocial and sprint through the hallways in order to get to lunch before everyone else. One notable example digs through the trash and eats the morsels of his trade and HATES the number zero! Jocks are the ones who make up the football team and go 1-9 and are way too loud for what they are. Rednecks at the school are diminishing quickly as one was removed for threatening to shoot up the school while wearing a MAGA hat. Other rednecks are still around but are assimilating to the overall demeanor of the school. All the black kids (which include wannabe black kids) are fake thugs who skip class and vape in the Juul rooms (originally known as bathrooms) during class and are all in SpED because they don't care about school. Thots who are in Cheer or Softball are on TikTok and cringey asf. The rest of the school is just smart asains and indians.
by Fuckinredneck November 6, 2019
Get the Lebanon Trail High School mug.Also referred to by myself as well as others as "New Britain High Penitentiary". Students are required to wear their ID cards around their neck (with their picture on BOTH sides of the card). Some like to think of them more as mugshots than ID cards. Even though there is a dress code indicated in the handbooks given to every student, the girls at NBHS apparently have trouble reading and comprehending the English language, as they still insist on wearing mini skirts, midriffs, and very low-cut shirts (even the girls that have obvious weight problems). Many students and teachers claim that whenever they walk into certain parts of the school, they start feeling sick which is no doubt the effects of all the mold and dust around the building.
It's quite easy to skip a class without getting caught - all you have to do is hang out in the new wing where there are less guards (if any at all). If you're a short person, your chances of getting squashed or "stepped on" in the halls are very high since they tend to get very crowded. This also causes problems during fire drills. If there were really a serious fire in the school, a lot of the kids wouldn't make it out in time due to the amount of time it takes to get over 3,000 kids out of a three-story building.
Some students find it funny to squirt ketchup and mustard on the railings in the stairways and stand by and watch as people get it all over their hands. A day without at least one fight breaking out is a great accomplishment for NBHS, and so is a month without any lock-downs or bomb threats. When there is a food fight, more police cars show up at the school than when there's a bomb threat.
It's quite easy to skip a class without getting caught - all you have to do is hang out in the new wing where there are less guards (if any at all). If you're a short person, your chances of getting squashed or "stepped on" in the halls are very high since they tend to get very crowded. This also causes problems during fire drills. If there were really a serious fire in the school, a lot of the kids wouldn't make it out in time due to the amount of time it takes to get over 3,000 kids out of a three-story building.
Some students find it funny to squirt ketchup and mustard on the railings in the stairways and stand by and watch as people get it all over their hands. A day without at least one fight breaking out is a great accomplishment for NBHS, and so is a month without any lock-downs or bomb threats. When there is a food fight, more police cars show up at the school than when there's a bomb threat.
Therapist: "So what exactly are you here for?"
Client: "I go to New Britain High School."
Therapist: *spills coffee* "I can't help you. Go home."
Client: "I go to New Britain High School."
Therapist: *spills coffee* "I can't help you. Go home."
by Shannon (aka "Penguin") October 7, 2007
Get the New Britain High School mug.Literally the most fucking whack school in existence. The girls mostly consist of dirty white bitches who date niggas who try & act hard for popularity sake. Bitches here would do anything to stay relevant.
Also consists of autistic kids who beat their dick in the bathroom, a hall monitor that looks like a giant chode, a dean that looks like a fucking nazi, and school cop who rides a fucking bicycle around the campus.
No fucking cap though the history hallway is where it’s at. We have alcoholic teachers who stumble on their way into the door, and even a hot teacher who always needs to ‘talk’ to the varsity football kids for a good 10-15 minutes during class periods.
Oh mr mauro is in there too and he looks like the biggest chad you will ever fucking see. I shit you not. He’s one of the only teachers who’s g real.
Also the kids here try to sell you the most boof fucking carts & weed ever. Do NOT recommend.
Also consists of autistic kids who beat their dick in the bathroom, a hall monitor that looks like a giant chode, a dean that looks like a fucking nazi, and school cop who rides a fucking bicycle around the campus.
No fucking cap though the history hallway is where it’s at. We have alcoholic teachers who stumble on their way into the door, and even a hot teacher who always needs to ‘talk’ to the varsity football kids for a good 10-15 minutes during class periods.
Oh mr mauro is in there too and he looks like the biggest chad you will ever fucking see. I shit you not. He’s one of the only teachers who’s g real.
Also the kids here try to sell you the most boof fucking carts & weed ever. Do NOT recommend.
by QuantumNeuro July 31, 2019
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by GGHS ESHAYS R US October 23, 2019
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