On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.
April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".
by Starholed April 18, 2024

by itsyaboiskinnyp55 September 15, 2022

An act performed by a truck stop prostitute where the finger gets inserted into a truckers ass before a healthy bowel movement to ensure the prostitute won’t get crapped on during any sexual acts. Just like checking the oil dipstick on your car to see where the oil level is.
Don’t go to the Flying Jays truck stop. The lot lizards there give you the old fudge finger trucker special!!!!!
by mike charter January 26, 2022

When you point up the ring finger, also known as digitus medicinalis, it means I like you in a friendly and non-rude matter, or can have alternative meanings, like "your awesome", I love you to a romantic partner, etc. This is not to be confused with the middle finger that means "GO F--K YOURSELF"
Pointing Ring Finger Up Like Middle Finger except it's the Ring Finger:
Jessica: That was such sweet gift Howard *points ring finger*
Howard: Aww you put your ringer finger up! I love you too!
Jessica: That was such sweet gift Howard *points ring finger*
Howard: Aww you put your ringer finger up! I love you too!
by eyenyyc March 3, 2024

Something girls enjoy by sticking 1 or 2 fingers in there pussy and jerking around till satisfaction.
Ashley (virgin) sat on her bed at night and thought about what her friends said about how good fingering felt. She slips off her black leggings and slowly takes off her panties, moving her hands to her legs and spreading it open. slowly Ashley reaches down to her pussy and sticks one finger in. At first she doesn't feel anything but as she keeps going deeper she lets out a soft moan finally seeing what her friends ment. Slowly Ashley speeds up one finger then two, her moans gradually getting louder oohh, Ooh yeaaahhhhh, fuck! She hears footsteps coming from upstairs but doesn't stop, the feeling of getting caught excites her. The steps getting closer as Ashley continuously keep moaning fingering herself. Finally hitting her g-spot as the door opens her body shakes greatly in pleasure letting out a loud moan as her mom stares at her surprised at what she had just seen.
God I am so horny right now, I'm fingering myself from writing this.
God I am so horny right now, I'm fingering myself from writing this.
by The dark one... June 21, 2023

by SpaceWizzardCowboy January 23, 2018

An individual who is perpetually stingy financially and is incredibly nonathletic. These individuals are not necessarily intelligent, but are excellent decision makers. They often excel in the workplace, able to type at incredibly fast speeds, and are inexplicably found attractive by women.
by Slim_peter July 23, 2017
