person a: hey what are you reading?
person b: the best jegulus au to ever grace the earth
person a: oh best friend's brother?
person b: duh
person b: the best jegulus au to ever grace the earth
person a: oh best friend's brother?
person b: duh
by mrtellmeafuckingsecret May 24, 2022

When you consider someone a friend, based on location.
when they live close by you will hangout and see them, if they ever move away, goodbye have a nice life.
Not good enough friends to even consider travelling to visit.
when they live close by you will hangout and see them, if they ever move away, goodbye have a nice life.
Not good enough friends to even consider travelling to visit.
Since *fucktard* moved to *shitholetown* I really lost touch, too bad its 45 minutes away.
He was really just a Local Friend.
He was really just a Local Friend.
by SurfingChef March 12, 2010

“My friend is carrying a couch so I can snuggle with my more then friend, that’s why friends are for am I right”
by wenchhh November 25, 2021

A horrible way to end a nebulous hookup situation with someone you don’t exactly like to avoid confrontation.
“Dude how’s Stacy?”
“I don’t know man, I think she’s totally friend ghosting me, she barely answers my texts anymore.”
“I don’t know man, I think she’s totally friend ghosting me, she barely answers my texts anymore.”
by shiftyshady May 3, 2018

An acquaintance who has a vehicle who doesn't charge you gas money and is generally available. They are not really your friend, but you hit them up when you need a ride. They are your ride friend.
Reggie: "I hate my name. Why am I named Reggie?"
Jayson: "I don't know. Can you ask your bro with a car to take us to the party? You know your ride friend?"
Reggie: "Yeah, sure. I'm having a big crisis over my identity now though. Cant' you help me?"
Jayson: "Yeah, easy. We'll call you "the Terror"from now on. Now hit up your ride friend or I'll call you R.G. and you know
what that may stand for..."
Reggie: "The Terror is texting as we speak."
Jayson: "I don't know. Can you ask your bro with a car to take us to the party? You know your ride friend?"
Reggie: "Yeah, sure. I'm having a big crisis over my identity now though. Cant' you help me?"
Jayson: "Yeah, easy. We'll call you "the Terror"from now on. Now hit up your ride friend or I'll call you R.G. and you know
what that may stand for..."
Reggie: "The Terror is texting as we speak."
by von groovy July 11, 2024

Childhood friend complex is when childhood friends fall in love together.
Sometimes abbreviated to "CFC"
Sometimes abbreviated to "CFC"
"Did you see X's girlfriend?"
"What? No! She's just his friend"
"You sure? No childhood friend complex going on?"
"What? No! She's just his friend"
"You sure? No childhood friend complex going on?"
by Tsk the AI August 30, 2025

Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts 💯.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly 👀
Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020
