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astronomical one-liners 

The really geeky, nerdy, dweeby, and vomit-inducing phrases that nerds try to use to pick up sexy ladies.
Astronomical one-liners
"Hey sexy lady? Are you interested in astronomy? How about tonight you let me look at Uranus? I heard it's hard to find, but well worth the effort!"

"Excuse me lovely lady? Are you from Venus? Because you are so HOT! Did you know Venus has the hottest surface temperature? Just like you baby!"

"Hello sweet lady - there's no star-gazing like seeing you!"

"Hey baby - how about we go outside tonight? I heard that there's a full moon out."

"Hey lovely lady, you see that star up there in the sky? It's called Aldebaran, and it means lovely lady. Just like you."

"Hello sexy lady! How about tonight I teach you about the Big Bang theory? I can show you how those explosions made the whole universe!"

"Hello, sweet honey cupcake! Baby, how about tonight we go out and look at all the constellations? Tonight the Big Dipper is up - so what do you say. How about some big spooning honey?"
astronomical one-liners by Adel7 December 28, 2007

two girls one demon 

the scene in the last exorcism where the possessed girl appears on the hotel room bed, and takes the sound girl and starts gropping the her, and ends up puking on her
One: last night was wild.

Two: what happened?
One: it was all good, then it went all two girls one demon

Two: Woah, that kinky .
Hot one is the new slang term for a one dollar bill used mainly by African Americans(A.K.A. Blacks)
Black Guy 1: yo my nig wanna bounce ova to Roscos on 5th street and nab some chicken?
Black Guy 2: Naw dogg unless u can shoot me a hot one.

Black Guy: Yo dogg can i borrow a hot one?
White Guy: What???
Black guy: let me rephrase that...Excuse me friend may i borrow a dollar please?
White Guy: Sure why didnt you say so?
hot one by DJ_JD January 2, 2009

relax one out 

to have a poo poo or a shite!
I need to relax one out dawg!

phat one 

Something that is excellent, mostly associated with a night out or a perticular tune. Can also be linked with the work "sik"
Lad you should have been out last night, it was a proper phat one!

Mate that tune was a proper phat one!
phat one by ste13 September 11, 2006

wrap one up 

The rolling of a spliff
you get on with that...i'm going to go wrap one up
wrap one up by Smoke Duster October 24, 2007