stick it up chicken butt

Prison term: Time to give up the booty! Taking whats mines.

Its going to be the new boys turn: "Stick it up chicken butt!"

by slimeballs October 29, 2017

Beer bottom butt plug

When someone consumes such a large quantity of alcohol that their bowls become uncontrollable so in turn they use the cork of their bottle to keep themselves from sharting.

After developing severe diarrhea from wine Steven used the cork of his bottle as a beer bottom butt plug.

by Jimmy’s mom 69 January 12, 2019

texas butt-hole tickler

a move where when you fuck a girl and stick your finger in her bum and wiggle your dick is called the texas butthole tickler

damn man i really gave that girl the texas butt-hole tickler

by fuckboyfrancis March 12, 2022

Paula dean butt plug

A stick of butter that is shaped into a dildo then frozen and then used as a butt plug.

Last night I had the best time playing with my Paula dean butt plug.

by Poongoon September 30, 2015

anal dwelling butt monkey

A monkey that lives in someone's hind quarters. it is usually painful when they enter and exit their home, if you are their chosen nesting spot. Such behavior of monkies can be found on the film Bruce Almighty.

1. guy: Holy freak, that monkey came out of his crack!
other guy: yeah, that's an anal dwelling butt monkey.

by Jump4h July 15, 2008

one-eyed butt pirate

A gay man's penis. Can be used to insinuate that a straight man has homosexual tendencies.

Dude, I didn't want to see your one-eyed butt pirate!

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Anal-Dwelling Butt Monkey

A being that essentially lives in another's bum and mindlessly f*cks it, like a monkey.

Mike, who lives in St. Peters Missouri, is an Anal-Dwelling Butt Monkey.

by CHRISxxCROSS January 5, 2009