grabbing your balls

A term used when there is a sudden change in anything. Either weather, a life situation, or even music. You must grab your balls in order to protect them pain, or excitabillity.

"Dude a ufo just landed over there, why aren't you grabbing your balls?"
Or
"When the hurricane hit, I had to grab my balls and wait it out"

by sodumbidk September 15, 2016

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suculent gum ball

When a female puts a male's ball sack in her mouth while chewing on the scrodum and swirling them around in her mouth.

I just got a suculent gum ball from a hooker for 25 $! Sweet fucking deal!

by Vaginal Disschargation July 20, 2009

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Biden-Ball-chinian

A liberal nutbar who is so wrapped up in hating on Trump, that they neglect to notice that Biden's balls are resting on their chin.

These Biden-Ball-Chinians are too busy pointing fingers at Trump supporters and calling them fluffers, to notice Bidens balls on their chins.

by HandSanitzrMan October 28, 2020

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Achilles ball-sack

refers to guy whose only weakness is is scrotal area.

Guy 1: Dude, Molly will fight you!
Guy 2: Hell naw! She fights like a hamster! Can't touch me! 'Cept if she goes for my balls....
Guy 1: Haha gotta protect that Achilles ball-sack!

by HamstaTamer March 1, 2011

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When an elderly woman's wrinkly, shriveled up vagina is so dusty from vacancy, that when she becomes aroused from fingering her puss with her knitting tools she gets wound up. Then she queefs out a large queefy dust ball composed of gray pube hair and fluffy yarn.

Discloser: Warning this may be inappropiate for your grandchildren to read; they don't wanna read about your puss.

The "cat" doctor discovered a rather bulbous queef dust ball in nanas' cooter. He diagnosed her with queef dust balls syndrome.

by Auddy && Kels July 1, 2011

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