Blanket friend

A close platonic friend that provides a sense of security and warmth. A comfy person to be around. Used in a non-romantic and non-sexual way.

Mica is my blanket friend they make me feel better when tired or depressed. They are comfort and security.

by Kirbey March 29, 2023

best friend

the most annoying and most loyal person you'll ever meet

Friends: Hi how are you?
Best friends: How's it going failure?

by tjgi67fcygdhkoidthszrfiuytfrds March 30, 2023

Bernice’s Best friend

Adjective
1. Someone who is obese

“Ewwww… look at that person.”
“Omg how did Bernice’s best friend get her?”
“Lol”

by OmegaEagle March 30, 2023

Phone a friend Parent

when a parent knows very little about their child and needs to constantly/frequently ask questions for info.

They are definitely the phone a friend parent, they don’t know much about their own child..

by FloppyMonster March 30, 2025

Discord Friend

Someone who you play video games/have e-sex with. A shallow shell of a real friend unless you make the jump of hanging out irl- akin to getting out of the friend-zone in a relationship.

Omg... are me and Yev going to... touch tips- go BEYOND discord friends and become real friends

by guygieri March 30, 2025

National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day

The day is celebrated every May 9th in which you will find your friends and punch them in the back.

Yesterday was National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day so I punched them in the back.

by Violence is the answer April 8, 2025

Fuck your shortest friend day

on April 22nd IT IS FUCK YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY so GO WILD

today is Fuck Your Shortest Friend Day

by sussysmol April 11, 2025