National Kill a Freshman day

today is the day that you kill a freshman. Try for it to be the least annoying freshman so everyone hates you.

Senior: hey it’s October 27th!
Freshman: what’s that mean
Senior: National kill a freshman day! *chops his head off*
Freshman: *dies of death*

by ItsDonnie234 October 23, 2022

National wack dick day

a day that is celebrated by women who had sex with a man that had wack dick

im going to celebrate national wack dick day and post my ex

by Michale Angelo August 1, 2019

National ONL Day

21 August National ONL Day

Girl: what’s the day today

Girl 2: National ONL Day

by onlmilli August 20, 2024

national oki day

national oki day is june 20th , we celebrate this day by finding the girl named okiniiri yumai and admiring her from afar

1 : "where can you find a oki"

2 : "nigga are you dumb...? She's a actual real human"

3 : "it's a national oki day why y'all acting like you have to buy her?"

by sheshortlikeagnome June 18, 2023

National Makeout Day

National Makeout Day takes place on the 29th and 30th of October each year. It is, in essence, a free pass to makeout with anyone you choose, and they can't deny.

Bob: Hey dude Sarah won't makeout with me, what do I do?
Jeffrey: It's fine my guy, it's national makeout day, she has to.
Bob: OI SARAH!

by just crocs October 28, 2020

National booty pic day

Today the 26th June is national booty pic so don't be shy and send that pic to your man

Yo boo it's national booty pic day today

Okay I'll send one through

by Real life verification June 26, 2019

National let Faisal Fiddle Month

During the month of November, you allow your friend named Faisal the ability to fiddle for fun.

Oh wow, It's national let Faisal Fiddle Month!

by The Purple One Tells All November 15, 2023