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Friend

Not everybody you meet in life is your friend, therefore it's unrealistic to think everybody will live together as friends if they never have.
Not everybody is your friend, and there's no good reason to trust somebody who thinks you need to unify with enemies.
by Solid Mantis November 7, 2020
mugGet the Friendmug.

Friend

That dumbass you show sympathy for.
My friend mooches some more food off me but I'm only friends 'cause he has that new PS4
by Fuckin' Up that POLE March 5, 2019
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jannah is an absolute toot BOMB.. we love jannah but shes kind of funky. we want to yell at jannah (with love) kind of a skibidi toilet kid.,... jk..... maybe.....
girl 1: jannah (not heaven, our friend who is tootalicious) is there shes a bit of a toot bomb!
girl 2: a little funky. we love her
by jannahstootaliciousfanclub November 5, 2023
mugGet the jannah (not heaven, our friend who is tootalicious)mug.

friends from California

Mike & his queen received a pool party invitation from Shaggy.

ab initio the team goal set suffused gonorrhea in every county of the state.

person 1: Golf Dodger and his girlfriend just got awards from the po po.

person 2: may are the Chargers doing this season?
person 1: the team just started the weekend Sunday morning paper route
person 2: they were going to win all-state sexy Crabs back

person 1: readers felt hot at last, summer is here
person 2: vintage excuse, forget my sun tan lotion

person 1: better than diagnosis friends from California
by trufflebutterwestfall June 1, 2023
mugGet the friends from Californiamug.

the friends💀

nowhere because you don't have one💀💀💀💀💀
teacher:wheres the friends💀 you:i don't have one... teacher:explains
by it's time to drink water October 23, 2022
mugGet the the friends💀mug.

Friend

A person who will act like they care and love you just to drive you down the wrong lane in life and then drive off a cliff and then if you haven’t died yet they stab you in the back with the knife they were carrying the first day you guys became friends (moral of the story don’t make friends they are a waste of time:))
Hannah- yea you know my friend

Jake- yea the bitch who stabbed you in the back with that knife
by Dolantwinsarethebomb July 27, 2018
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