Friend

That dumbass you show sympathy for.

My friend mooches some more food off me but I'm only friends 'cause he has that new PS4

by Fuckin' Up that POLE March 5, 2019

exclusive just friends

when two people who don’t want a relationship, but still want all the best parts of one, make a pact to remain just friends but exclusively for each other

Boy: “So I can’t hang out with other girls?”

Girl: “No, we aren’t dating but we are exclusive. Call us exclusive just friends”

Boy: “Ah man”

by ButWhatAreWe? July 26, 2022

Friend

A person who will act like they care and love you just to drive you down the wrong lane in life and then drive off a cliff and then if you haven’t died yet they stab you in the back with the knife they were carrying the first day you guys became friends (moral of the story don’t make friends they are a waste of time:))

Hannah- yea you know my friend

Jake- yea the bitch who stabbed you in the back with that knife

by Dolantwinsarethebomb July 27, 2018

Co-Friends

A human that worked with another human

Back when we were co-friends, I liked what you had to say.

by Chance_McGillicutty May 6, 2021

Rotten friend

Straight up tooken, if it ain't yo freshest Jordans being stripped off yo thugish feet then, then it's some Velcro crested purse snatcher trying to get yo girls purse. Can't have that tho.. I'm down to 4 baby momas now. Shits cutting into my money flow.... Ya digg????

hey buddy . Can I get a ride to my truck this morning from my house ... Money's tight.... hopefully your my pal and won't take advantage of me like a ROTTEN FRIEND!
Them : My friend said he can get you but it's going to cost you 100 bucks send me the addersse if you want to do that he drives real fast to so be ready for that

by Being nigged April 30, 2022

Best friend

A best friend is a person you fuck.

John: Yo David we had some good interactional sex
David: I know Daddy, You give the best head ever
Best friend

by Josval2 December 18, 2019

Friends

A show that I've seen but never watched.

Hym "You know what this chick said to me the other day? She said 'If you don't agree with me on abortion, we aren't friends.' MY response to that statement is 'We weren't friends in the first place. You are in love with Tyrone and I'm HIS 'friend' and you associate with me because I associate with him.' My stance on this should have been made clear by now. Be friends with the niggas you fucked instead of me. And if killing babies is better then not have sex then A LOT of things are better than not having sex. You know and I know that we were not friends."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2022