Friends

Something you need all your life

"Bruh have you seen lisa?"
"Who's lisa?"
"The chick with no friends"
"Who is she?"
"Its a he"

by notfrombasic December 9, 2015

Local Friend

When you consider someone a friend, based on location.
when they live close by you will hangout and see them, if they ever move away, goodbye have a nice life.
Not good enough friends to even consider travelling to visit.

Since *fucktard* moved to *shitholetown* I really lost touch, too bad its 45 minutes away.
He was really just a Local Friend.

by SurfingChef March 12, 2010

Loner friends

Friends that can’t find any bf/gf so they just fuck each other

-Wanna be loner friends that fuck

- since we can’t find anyone else to sure

by Hellcat racer triangle man January 4, 2021

Best friends

Shoving a ducks beak up your friends ass and eating it’s poo later

My best friends had gay sex

by Bsyesisk February 1, 2024

Friend

Shauna lee a vibrant individual with a big heart; her affectionate and loving nature makes her a cherished friend. She is also very beautiful.
She has a passion for taking selfies and pictures, capturing moments with joy. Known for her straightforwardness, she embodies the qualities of a loyal and genuine friend.

Friend 1: Yes i love being her friend

Stranger: Why
Friend 1: Because she is a very loyal person

by Heslals November 20, 2023

fake friend

a person who goes behind your back and likes your crushes. they often fake laugh at your jokes and talk about you to your other friends. they tell all of your secrets.

bro whats the tea?
well i heard this thing about sydney
isn't she your best friend?
no shes so dumb and ugly and im gonna date her crush to get back at her
you a *fake friend*

by imhereforthetea February 26, 2019

ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔

Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts 💯.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly 👀

Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"

by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020