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Captain nut

It describes the situation when a guy is nutting to fast
« Oh James wtf ! You nut too fast ! You’re a real captain nut !
by Jimibadussy June 26, 2021
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No nut November

*Does IT in class*
Friend-BRO YOU CAN’T DO THAT ITS NO NUT NOVEMBER
by Jackson prock November 17, 2019
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Oh fuck nut

When you beat the fuck out yo dick, but then the moment you cum you realize you just watched or thought of the worst shit ever and you probably goin to hell now!
Yea my day ain't been goin well, woke up this morning and had a oh fuck nut! Thought of that chubby skank Jessica but then I realized she's a filthy cunt and I shouldn't have touched myself to her
by BryJ December 17, 2018
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Nut

An orgasm. Usually used for male orgasms, but increasingly used to refer to female orgasms as well. If you doubt the use for female orgasm, Google "she nutted".
He nutted on her face.
She played with her vibrator until she nutted.
by Sage Mage November 29, 2015
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Doo Doo Nuts

This guy tried to put his doo doo nuts in my mouth, he must be gay.
by Dankdicker January 30, 2018
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accessibility nut

A female that is ridiculously easy to fuck
I love me bottom bitch shes such an accessibility nut, ill be beating guts all day
by bobus420 September 11, 2014
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Alabama Nut Stand

One guy is sitting on a girl in the same position the female would be in cowgirl, except with his dick straight down into her. He then proceed to lift both legs into the air sitting only on his nuts and ass.
Man my nuts feel so ripe right now after doing the Alabama Nut Stand last night.
by anonymous November 10, 2020
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