Space monkey

A practice usually done in mental hospitals in which the participant crouches down, hyperventilates, then springs up on their feet whilst simultaneously holding their breath, causing a breif seizure due to lack of oxygen

“Hey, do u wanna play space monkey?”
“Nah man, that shit causes brain damage”

by Cra-z-8 July 18, 2023

white knuckle monkey fist

The act of stroking one's penis with such vigorous strength and aggression that it causes one's knuckles to turn white.

Bro, it's been so long since my girl let me hit that I had to give myself the ol' white knuckle monkey fist.

by Elfistothemagnifico March 29, 2023

monkey piss

basically heroin

yo homie you wanna do some monkey piss befor school

by mason hagen September 13, 2021

Milk Monkey

A woman that always will do any thing for her to get plowed and drink the juice

Stephanie, your such a fucking milk monkey you cum sucking slut

by Dhshann July 18, 2023

Monkey food

Bananas.

The monkey didn't have his banana today. He tried to ask for monkey food in monkey talk.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

monkey beater

monkey beater a person who whips monkeys / niggers for fun or excitement. When you be a mad monkey they will call the monkey beater and will get beat by the nigger whipper

you are a monkey beater

by monkey beaters November 19, 2022

monkey monk monk

A non easily way to greet someone

Yo wassup monkey monk monk

by anonymous January 22, 2024