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Friend paranoia

When you constantly think that you’re friends are fake and/or secretly hate you.
Person 1: I just can’t help to think that my friends… hate me all the time..
Person2: that’s friend paranoia lil bruh
by Literallyalegend💋 April 12, 2025
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Friend

Something you will not have and never will.
by Worthless Slave May 28, 2018
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Family and Friends

A paperback schoolbook used in Vietnamese primary schools that is a very useful tool for teaching English. The content itself is fairly useless but when the students misbehave in class, you can roll up a copy and hit them with it.
If you call me a bidet one more time I will beat you with this copy of Family and Friends.

Ngoc is my enforcer. When someone misbehaves I give her the nod and she puts the misbehaving student in check with a rolled up copy of Family and Friends. As you can see, I have great classroom management skills.
by anonymous March 28, 2023
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Post-Friends Depression

Post-Friends depression Is a serious illness caused by ending The best TV show Of all time Friends TV show. People suffering from this are feeling empty, like there’s No more happines in The World. It’s really hard to cure, some say it’s impossible. Patiens are usually caught re-watching The show or looking for extra stuff like interviews with The actors. Doctors are still trying to find a cure that would work 100% but there isn’t much Hope.
A: ,,Did you See Sophie somewhere? I didin’t See her for days!”

B: ,,Oh, she’s suffering from Post-Friends Depression so she’s staying home for a few days...”

A: ,,My friends had The same thing, Post-show depression! And I’m worried that I might get it too, soon...”
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B: ,,Ow No! Which season you’re on?”

A: ,,I just started 10th...”

B: ,,It was nice knowing you...”
by Kusia1305 March 11, 2019
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Background Friend

A friend that only exists in the background, like a background character. Similar to an extra on a movie set, they mainly fill space and feel sad.
Main Character: Nah don’t invite her, she’s just a background friend.
by BackgroundFriend December 5, 2023
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movie friend

Two people who spend time together watching movies and having sex, yet when feeling are involved they hide behind their bold ways. In the end, they depart due to lack of commitment and miscommunication. They point blank want sex and feelings without a commitment.
1). I am chilling tonight with my movie friend. You know, the one other by the shopping plaza. 2). My movie friend and I are going to the park with the kids.
by Movie Friend February 6, 2018
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Friends

I don't have any friends
by Lxv_ July 19, 2021
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