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what the sigma 

Gen Alpha brainrot expletive. Heard amongst middle school to early high school age kids as a reaction from anything to a teacher doing something they don't like to a major news event
Ex 1
Teacher: "Okay class, I'm assigning a 10 page essay on the Industrial Revolution."
Student: "Erm, what the sigma?"

Ex 2
"Reports are coming in that WW3 has started."
"Erm, what the sigma?"
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What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? 

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.
Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

What point am I trying to make? 

The point I'm trying to make is that somone either spoke to God or they didn't. If they claim to have spoken to the creator of the universe and DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO THAT... THEY ARE LYING. God DIDN'T tell them to kill the Ammelekites. God DIDN'T give Moses magic powers. And you either THINK THAT THAT HAPPENED... Or YOU DON'T THINK THAT THAT HAPPENED.
Hym "What point am I trying to make? The point I'm trying to make is that you're a fucking charlatan. You could tell the truth. But instead of doing that, you are LYING. You are a greedy power hungery LIAR. You are LYING to get the adulation of an incest cult. Where as I am telling the truth and having adulation within from me for the explicit purpose of preventing me from attaining a better life."

What the sigma 

It is really just another things such as “What the heck” just something to say when something strange happens.

What The Nuts

Bro what the nuts is that, What the nuts did you just say, or What the Nuts!
What The Nuts by Synth Cat May 28, 2024

What could this mean 

“What could this mean” / “what could this meannn🤔🤔🤔🤔” / “hmmmm what cuold this meannnn” is a phrase typically used by “nooticers” said in response to a political take or opinion someone considers to be dubious and/or suspicious. The purpose of this phrase is to provoke others to think more in depth about what the take really implies about something.
Similar phrases are

“Now yuo see” and “well well well”
Person 1: “It seems everytime something bad happens a jewish person is always involved
Nooticer: “hmmmm but what could this meannnnn🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔”

What the sigma! 

It has a similar meaning to "What the Hell" but is stupid brain rot.
Person 1: I got a 69% on my test

Person 2: What the sigma!