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Peanut Penis

A sexual fetish in which one or more people cram peanuts into their penis, preferably through the urethra.

This stimulates orgasm by either the peanuts stimulating the prostate or by preventing the bladder from voiding, causing it to stretch and stimulate the prostate.
Both of which have the downside of the sensation of passing a kidney stone, however, some people get turned on by the pain.
Yo dude! I just tried Peanut Penis when I was horny last night, it really hurt, but it felt good too.
by Just-a-weird-girl-69420 May 30, 2024
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Airplane penis

a dildo strapped onto an airplane, under the fuselage around the landing gear area
G: What is that sticking below that A320?
V: that’s an airplane penis
by Lily’ bam bam June 5, 2024
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Romans penis

pretty small, not even an inch, always disappoints the ladys
produces bubbles like a bubble wand on the daily
it is not even an inch long hard, pretty small, never the biggest in the room in a room by himself.
its not impressive at all nor even something that people want to see.
when people see it they point and laugh
even thinking about it people laugh
Romans penis: overall just small
by helloO!!! June 5, 2024
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when daddy and mommy love each other a lot, they want to show it physically so daddy puts his penis in mommy’s coin slot
Girl or Boy 1: “Oh my what a penis
Girl or Boy 2: “I heard he has a small penis
by tr1xiie June 9, 2024
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Penis retention

Some semen spraying out of your penis so hard that blood comes out
OH GOD I JUST HAD PENIS RETENTION IN SARAH MILLIEOIWOIJAOIDJOIWAJDIOWGUDUGODIWAGWOUDGAUYWGDYUWGADUGDOWAGDWOADUYWAGYDGAWUYDGUAWYDGUYAWD
by Wengardian Leviosa June 9, 2024
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Poopy Penis Month

Every June we celebrate Poopy Penis Month. It's a month to celebrate all the Poopy Penis' (and lesbians). Not to be confused with Pride Month, which is totally different... This is about men who stick their Randy Savage in another man's Chris Benoit. It IS NOT AN OFFENSIVE TERM. IF YOU WISH SOMEONE A HAPPY POOPY PENIS MONTH, AND THEY GET ANGRY, THEY ARE HOMOPHOBIC.
Hey Alex Bowman, Happy Poopy Penis month. Good luck in your race.
by SliceEmUp June 14, 2024
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