Those weird girls who watch anime and go to the bathroom with their phones at school. They eat hotcheetohs and smell like crap.
by yourmomhascracks March 2, 2020

by 4nite March 19, 2018

Josh the monkey oh the little monkey that gets abused by girls. Wears lots of adidas. Cares about his hair but doesn’t take care of it. Like to watching the fucking same movie like 3 times. The kid who sleeps with pillows between his legs. The type of fatass that takes 2 steps and gets tired. Has a Spotify list that has over 4000 songs and albums and songs. Who likes tacos and cheeseburgers. Who goes to the movies like every fucking 3000 years.
by Baddibixch September 27, 2019

A monkey slide means an old metal playground slide in piece of vintage playground equipment from years ago between the Early 1900s to the 1990s.
by Tominator 1401. May 5, 2018

Cool,raper, Born in new york, and does not give a fuck about school, kind of smart , loves monkeys, MONKEYS
by Nazzythemonkey February 16, 2023

an animal that is as agile as a monkey but as strong as a raptor, mostly found at stinkfingers house.
by tobias.mcglashan952@email.com May 31, 2022

A man who doesn’t drink coffee, but will bring his girlfriend coffee because she has cknvinced him that it’s foreplay. He will allow her to take photos of the delivery for her Instagram and to create a hashtag (#coffeemonkey) to display his prowess.
by Ms. Coffee January 17, 2019
