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crack monkeys

Those weird girls who watch anime and go to the bathroom with their phones at school. They eat hotcheetohs and smell like crap.
ay yo look at those crack monkeys over there. "uwu"
by yourmomhascracks March 2, 2020
mugGet the crack monkeysmug.

clutch monkey

A godly person who never chokes under pressure is clutch
it's a squad vs solo don't worry he got it he's a clutch monkey
by 4nite March 19, 2018
mugGet the clutch monkeymug.

Monkey

Josh the monkey oh the little monkey that gets abused by girls. Wears lots of adidas. Cares about his hair but doesn’t take care of it. Like to watching the fucking same movie like 3 times. The kid who sleeps with pillows between his legs. The type of fatass that takes 2 steps and gets tired. Has a Spotify list that has over 4000 songs and albums and songs. Who likes tacos and cheeseburgers. Who goes to the movies like every fucking 3000 years.
Monkey ate all my chicken. Monkey saw Eduardo take 3 steps and destroy the world.
by Baddibixch September 27, 2019
mugGet the Monkeymug.

monkey slide

A monkey slide means an old metal playground slide in piece of vintage playground equipment from years ago between the Early 1900s to the 1990s.
An old Metal Slide in an Old Playground is a monkey slide.
by Tominator 1401. May 5, 2018
mugGet the monkey slidemug.

Nazzy the monkey

Cool,raper, Born in new york, and does not give a fuck about school, kind of smart , loves monkeys, MONKEYS
Nazzy is a good monkey so fuck off if you dont like nazzy the monkey
by Nazzythemonkey February 16, 2023
mugGet the Nazzy the monkeymug.

Raptor Monkey

an animal that is as agile as a monkey but as strong as a raptor, mostly found at stinkfingers house.
Dave: what's that disgusting animal over there?
Adam: its a raptor monkey.
mugGet the Raptor Monkeymug.

Coffee Monkey

A man who doesn’t drink coffee, but will bring his girlfriend coffee because she has cknvinced him that it’s foreplay. He will allow her to take photos of the delivery for her Instagram and to create a hashtag (#coffeemonkey) to display his prowess.
The coffee monkey brought me coffee this morning. I guess I’ll have sex with him...next week.
by Ms. Coffee January 17, 2019
mugGet the Coffee Monkeymug.

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