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Jiggly Cock Special

The Jiggly cock special takes place during sexual intercourse. The male forces his partners mouth open and pees in it. He then turns around and uses her mouth as a toilet and proceeds to take a shit inside of her mouth. Once his bowels are empty, he turns around and with his jiggly cock, he begins to stir and mix the concoction. Once the lumps are stirred efficiently, the male walks as far away from the bed as possible and with a running start, jumps inside of his partners vagina with his cock jiggling egregiously midair whilst screaming “AWWW GRANDMAAA!”
My breath still tastes like shit from when sean performed a jiggly cock special on me.
by Jigglycock December 28, 2020
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Ultimate Cock Block

When your room mate is about to score with a girl, cover your ass in chocolate sauce and run into the room naked yelling "damnit we're out of toilet paper!!! I gotta wipe my ass!!"
Dude, my asshole room mate did an ultimate cock block on me!
by currybomb July 29, 2010
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Inflating your cock

When you boast so much that it gets super annoying and you may as well whack ghack while bragging about whatever you're talking about.
Tim: "Yeah dude, I got like 4 lambos in my garage."
John: "Oh boy here we go again."
Bob: "Whats going on?"
John: "Nothing just Tim inflating his cock again."
Bob: "God dammit Tim, stop inflating your cock! We get it you got all this shit cuz of your stupid ass job"
by YaBoiSpoon January 19, 2018
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shizer cock

shizer= shit and cock is a dick. SHIT DICK
you motherfuckin shizercock
by dick April 2, 2004
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cock lump

n. A person who is such an asshole that simply calling them a "dick" would not suffice
Holy fuck! That guy is such a cock lump!
by SirGoddessKaick February 1, 2017
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jockey cock

a guy with a cock that is similar in size to a roll of dimes
man you aint got shit down there thats why your last girfriend called your ass jockey cock
by drophit January 22, 2008
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Ten Cock

A mythical figure who seduces men named Jamie.... he will lure then back to his abode for homosexual relations, can be likened to a sexual predator version of the bogeyman.
'Jamie, did Ten Cock get you last night'
by David Rupert Cox February 7, 2008
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