by I have a cute ass, wanna see? May 23, 2020
Get the Friendmug. Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.
John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun
by Bello Profugho November 7, 2020
Get the Fuck Friends Februarymug. An absolute freak in the sheets, and player on the streets. His superpowers include; being broke, ripping cones on a Wednesday arvo, being able to skull vodka straight (some say it was half a bottle).
His reputation as a cider drinker sometimes hinders his ability to pull, but he makes up for this in his shoe cleaning hustle abilities.
At one point Harry Friend was a qualified meme Lord at the University of memes but it was rumored his pursuit for females put his meme career on hold.
His reputation as a cider drinker sometimes hinders his ability to pull, but he makes up for this in his shoe cleaning hustle abilities.
At one point Harry Friend was a qualified meme Lord at the University of memes but it was rumored his pursuit for females put his meme career on hold.
by idefineyourmother March 11, 2019
Get the Harry Friendmug. The bestest play ever, written by the bestest playwrights ever. It’s a thriller and a comedy and a heartwarming story. YAY
Eliana: omg we must see this new blockbuster
MIA: yes it is the masterpiece of the century
Person: are you talking about impossible friends? I hate that.
MIA and Eliana: smite them
MIA: yes it is the masterpiece of the century
Person: are you talking about impossible friends? I hate that.
MIA and Eliana: smite them
by dreamymimi August 9, 2024
Get the Impossible Friendsmug. Friends:can I borrow some money
You:sure but repay me in a month
Friend:Sure!
10 months later
You:where's my money-
Friend:SHUT UP
You:sure but repay me in a month
Friend:Sure!
10 months later
You:where's my money-
Friend:SHUT UP
by NoiKoiBlizøLexxy April 28, 2022
Get the Friendsmug. Short answer: No.
Long answer: I'm just an internet random just as you, so that means no one knows the other and by that we can't trust ourselves... But don't worry, there are many people in the world, may one wants to be your friend.
Long answer: I'm just an internet random just as you, so that means no one knows the other and by that we can't trust ourselves... But don't worry, there are many people in the world, may one wants to be your friend.
by RealCake December 10, 2023
Get the can i be your friend?mug. When your boyfriend/girlfriend keeps their phone locked all the time but won’t tell you why. So you lock you own phone and get your own friend out of revenge.
by BlueCurry31773 December 3, 2021
Get the revenge friendmug.