ur dog likes the clog

Insinuates you dog is gay

Bobby-ur mum gay lol
Charlie-ur dog likes the clog
Dog wails and demonic sounds in the distance as all dogs are dragged into hell

by Agiantbraintumor May 15, 2018

Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.

Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*

by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018

ur brother likes ur mother

The most rare insult in the planet of the earth. Has never been used and was buried in the core of the earth to be permanently destroyed. But then the sun god retrieved it while finding the Holy Grail and decided this insult was better and had told it to nobody. This will obliterate any insult including "Your Family Tree LGBT". This insult also breaks the No U infinite spell card found by some users in discord and steam. Be sure to use this accordingly.

John: "ur family tree lgbt"
Pulls out small cloth and leather box
John: "it was only a jok-"
You: "UR BROTHER LIKES UR MOTHER"
*universe implodes infinite times into itself causing the universe to turn into a black hole*

by fuckin bitchy ass May 20, 2018

Slide them out like the goat goes to Paris

To have explosive diarrhea

I'll be right back, I need to go to the bathroom and slide them out like the goat goes to Paris.

by JohnnyTwoShits May 22, 2018

like

something that is, like, repeatedly said by women and becomes very, like, annoying

did you see like that hot dude like oh mah god he is so like cool and like awesome. i wish i could like see him again cause like i know he would like marry me obv

by mental advisor May 24, 2018

He smelled like oranges

Its a sad fanfic about hinata shoyo and kageyama tobio from the anime haikyuu on wattpad or ao3

Warning : your gonna cry.

Friend: have you ever read the fanfic " he smelled like oranges "
Me: yes. That made me cry my eyes out

by Mommymilksuga August 8, 2022

Died like a motherfucker

See Lux Interior from The Cramps’ death here, aortic dissection on Wiki.

He died like a motherfucker.

by Dame M August 13, 2022