Skip to main content

National Penis Day

April 13 is a day where we appreciate all penis. Wether it’s big or small, we unite together as one. Let the person whip out their meant and appreciate it. Give some gwak gwak 300 too!!
“ Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Rylen

Yessirrr” - Anna
“ You gon whip out that shlong?” Rylen
“Yes , you better give it some gwak gwak 300” - Anna
by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020
mugGet the National Penis Day mug.

Penis

The thingy between your legs which is small enough to be considered a pussy
You have a small penis
by AlxR25 November 20, 2021
mugGet the Penis mug.

Penis

Something men lose after cheating on their wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/area51escapee #theycantstopusall
Jesus mate me wife chopped me penis off after she saw mw having sex with her chav mate clarissa
by lennondonnie September 25, 2019
mugGet the Penis mug.

Penis

P1: Penis
P2: Hehe
by da real penis man May 11, 2021
mugGet the Penis mug.

Penis snake

A penis snake otherwise known as Gladys berijicklyboobs is found either in Canberra having an affair with sco mo or in bed with her corrupt husband Daryl Maguire farther of Toby Maguire in those Spider-Man movies with William dafoe in them
“Oi jez Gladys the penis snake just got done by icac for corruption and sleeping with Daryl Maguire”
by Toby magenta January 3, 2022
mugGet the Penis snake mug.

penis

when you have nothing to say during text so you respond with penis
guy 1: "I think flowers are pretty neat"

guy 2: "penis"
by mewhenballs October 7, 2022
mugGet the penis mug.

Penis

Why r u Gäste ? Oh My Penis is so big
by Funzelfister69 January 22, 2020
mugGet the Penis mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email