Urban Beard

Men who have full beards like mountain man but who live in the city
THAT GUY WITH THE FULL URBAN BEARD HAS NEVER STEPPED FOOT IN THE MOUNTAINS OR EVEN OUT OF THE CITY
by Beach Tiffany December 29, 2014
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Urban Asskissery

When people write about your name and it says something nice and makes you feel good about yourself, but in reality its people writing about their friends/crushes.
Person 1 - I'm going to look up my name in Urban Dictionary}.
Person 2 - Fine.
Person 1 - Wow, it says people who are named like me are super buff and handsome.
Person 2 - Nah, thats just Urban Asskissery
Person 1- Oh.
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urban cookie

When a homeless person takes a dump on the street and doesn't cover it up.
"Watch out, Billy-Bob! Don't step in that urban cookie!!"
by deos February 11, 2014
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the sixth iteration
i made the definition for urban urban urban urban urban urban
cool now define the seventh one
by iluvmrpotatozjsj June 27, 2021
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urban guard dog

These urban guard dogs are great at alerting us to mischief on the block, and are pretty too.
by catfacedchuckles March 14, 2015
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stupid urban

i hate stupid urban
by lila1 December 12, 2022
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Urban dictionary guy

I don’t know what their proper title is. I hope their day is great if they read this, which they probably will because they are the ones that clear the request to post this. Have a wonderful day!
Guy 1: damn, those urban dictionary guys are pretty cool.

Guy 2: I know, right? They’re literally “🗿”
by MyNameIsCalvin July 21, 2024
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