Big Fat Evil Nut

When you climax and you bust a massive, beyond comprehensible nut that is also the most glorious and gracious of all nuts ever busted before.

"Bro, I would bust a nut in her butt"
"Well I already busted a big fat evil nut in her butt"

by bigfatnutter67 September 12, 2025

Fuck-Nut

When you encounter a particularly annoying enemy.

OH YOU FUCK-NUT

by TTV SpaceFam972 September 14, 2025

Beer nuts

When you are driving and drinking a beer and the beer spills out of the can and onto your nuts.

Hey babe, when I went down on you to give you head, I noticed your nuts smell like beer and the hair on your nuts is soaking wet. Yeah, I got beer nuts while driving---ENJOY!

by Skankeroni September 17, 2025

Valid as nuts

Jack Kelly (Slick) says this when he approves, almost like a verbal nod of approval.

Jamesuh- Slick, are you cracking Avery?
Slick- Yessir, it’s gonna be valid as nuts!

by Slickkkkkkk Kelly September 22, 2025

nut log

the poop of a gay man

After getting his fudge packed all night at the after party, Kimmel really needed to drop a nut log off at the pool.

by TobyCatVA September 22, 2025

Glug nutted

When a woman is sucking on your balls and chokes on them and then you proceed to drag your slimy balls across her face (snail trail)

I was fucking Emily last night and absolutely glug nutted that hoe!

by FatpussMark September 26, 2025

Slap Nut

a stupid ass lame who is a stupid ass pos

shut up slap nut

by Pogfacepogboy October 7, 2025