jack-in-the-bed

When your man TRIES to discretely jack-off next to you in bed, thinking you're fast asleep, when in all reality, your laying there quietly, as the mattress gently, yet distinctly begins to bounce slightly, then more and more rapidly until he finally gets it done or until you kindly ask if he would like some help.

I get secretly turned on when my boyfriend plays Jack-In-The-Bed.

by posterpoker13 January 29, 2016

Snack-jacked

When friends, family, etc. come to visit and eat all your snacks.

My damn brother came over last night and snack-jacked all my chips.

by shamrock2157 October 28, 2012

E. Jack Ulate

Sounds Like ''Ejaculate''.

''Order For E. Jack Ulate?""

by me when: September 30, 2022

Jack

A sweet person who doesn't think of himself. Who may have a crush, but to shy to tell her. If you know one hold on to him. You are a lucky one.

My boyfriend Jack had gotten me the sweetest gift ever!

by @))^2006 January 21, 2019

Jack Jeffcote

A man in his 20s with a 3 inch nose. He likes sports and the ladies

Jack Jeffcote has such a long nose
Yea

by Sam Bettany April 27, 2023

Jack

Biggest dick in the world. So hot. Loves cuddling and neck kisses.

Girl 1: "Jack has the biggest dick in the world"
Girl 2: " No way!"
Girl 1: " Yeah he's so hot"

by darealnyangirl December 15, 2021

Jack

An over the top kind of guy. Always is screaming at everything, and is always hyper. Making this... THING the most weirdest, but dumbest person alive.

Why are you so hyper? Your acting like Jack...

by Harry Chaudary February 15, 2020