December 30th National boobie pic day

Make your gf send you a boobie pic on December 30th

You have to send me a boobie pic bc its December 30th National boobie pic day

by notmanderin December 29, 2023

National Send Buldge Pic Day

On December 31st, send a picture of your bukdge to you lover.

Lover: “Hey bae, its December 31st, you know what that means”

Man: “Its National Send Buldge Pic Day isn’t it?”

Lover: “Sure is, go ahead and send it now!”

by Jeromey romey rome December 30, 2023

National give your bf head day

On January 5th you have to give your boyfriend sloppy toppy

“Hey babe its Jan 5th wheres my head?”
“What?”
“January 5th is National give your bf head day”

by Sylvia Mathis December 30, 2023

National Kay Day

National kay day is to show notice to the popular gameplay creator, Kay (aka KBlung, Kay Blung, Kei Yui Blung). He is known for his creations in the game geometry dash. National Kay Day was created on February 16th, 2023. The cause of this day was the Kaypocalypse. If you are against this cause, you are Kaycist.

Uqua: National Kay Day is coming up!
Marc: Fuck you

by TFuqua08 January 2, 2024

National Bully Eitan Day!!

On this day, everyone in the whole entire universe MUST bully Eitan in every way, shape, and form. (January 5th)

Person one: Hey, Eitan! Guess what today is?
Stinky Eitan: What?
Person one: National bully Eitan Day!! (devious laugh)

by Emma Slays January 4, 2024

national Adrian popsicle day

A fat guy buys popsicles for everyone

I can’t wait for national Adrian popsicle day

by Hehsjbdysyx January 4, 2024

National kick short people day

On the day of January 23, all short people shall be scared of the dominance of tall people.

I WILL GET MY REVENGE SINCE MY CLASSMATES KEPT HITTING ME ON THE DAY OF DECEMBER 20, 2023.
You will see very soon my very well planned amazing extraordinary revenge…

Me: Yknow what day it is today?
Short person: OH NO it’s National kick short people day?!

by tallpeopleareverycool January 4, 2024