man salad

A salad fit for a man, usually containing large amounts of meat

This man salad has my three favorite meats: Pepperoni, Sausage, and Ham.

by Backwoodz February 2, 2007

monkey man

When you have a stoner of a boyfriend and they get so high they are almost in a trance and forget you are there. i.e zoning out by watching t.v or making food. When you try to tell them a story they don't listen.

I tried to tell bryan about my day at work but he was too busy being monkey man.

by Jessica smackdown March 5, 2008

gorilla man

a funny looking person who looks like a simian

J. Overly is a gorilla man. He looks funny.

by dudeman October 24, 2003

Waste man

When your known as Niren

Look at this gay waste man

by what is my real name __? December 18, 2011

Man 4

Used to describe someone with a tiny penis.

"That kid James is totally man 4."

by Treacherous_B April 7, 2004

Man on the Moon

When having sex with a chick and you are doing her from behind, right before you "finish", you take a flag with your name on it and stick it into her ass hole and as you finish you yell out "I'm the man on the moon!".

Guy1: "Last night I conquered new territory, I took that fine ass home and planted my flag!"
Guy2: "Dayam man! You pulled a man on the moon on her ass!"

by El Conquistador November 8, 2004

stunt man

The act of claiming someone elses fart, so they do not look bad in front of a member of the opposite sex.

When youre out with your friend/s, and some girls. You then fart, and your buddy claims it so you dont look bad in front of your potential chic. It usually involves you telling your friend "hey stunt man me", before you blow ass.

by mcdoogal August 18, 2009