Welcome to QHHS, otherwise known as the 1960s! Located in the Antelope Valley, if you aren’t white, cisgender, straight, and interested in sports, then good fucking luck. People threaten to shoot up the school constantly. Also everyone acts like they’re better than everyone else, but in reality most kids here are going to live and die in the AV. Did you know the mascot used to be a confederate soldier? And that everything was themed to be extremely racist? You’ll feel incredibly uncomfortable whenever you see paint chip off the murals and find that the confederate flag is under them. Do you like theater? Well you’re gonna have to perform in a cafeteria that violates multiple OSHA codes. Do you like band? Well…have fun with the director. That’s all I’ll say. Do you have a history class? Well you’ll find them in the magical “village” which is only here because they have so many sports fields that they refused to take out in favor of classes, and thus you will have to make a journey comparable to the Oregon Trail just to do badly on a DBQ. Do you like watching people making out? Hope you do, because you’ll see ass-gripping and face-fucking every time you turn a corner. Oh, and the center of the school is the “big gym”. Walking in there will feel like you’re walking into a fucking bullfighting arena, but when you get there all you’ll get is a pep rally in which someone will probably fall over and get made fun of. Also, don’t use the girl’s bathrooms. Just trust me, don’t.
“Have you been to Quartz Hill High School?”
“Oh, the place that used to have conservative flags painted everywhere?”
“Yep!”
“Oh, the place that used to have conservative flags painted everywhere?”
“Yep!”
by The Ghost of the AV March 16, 2023
Get the Quartz Hill High Schoolmug. "High"
by Poppin pop May 19, 2021
Get the Mechanicsville "High" Schoolmug. by Phsy44 May 31, 2023
Get the Apw high schoolmug. Beech High School is full of biased, good ole boy mentality and anti-female, anti-LGTBQ rhetoric, with teachers who only support preppy athletes. This is why legislators fund charter schools.
by NotYourMommasBS March 8, 2023
Get the Beech High Schoolmug. A high school in Charlottesville, va
Students consist of every stereotype and more. if there isn’t AT LEAST one threat that shuts the school down for the day you didn’t actually go there. Most athletic teams are cults. Half the student body attends uva or vt
Honestly not that bad
Students consist of every stereotype and more. if there isn’t AT LEAST one threat that shuts the school down for the day you didn’t actually go there. Most athletic teams are cults. Half the student body attends uva or vt
Honestly not that bad
1: “Where did you go to high school?”
2: “I went to albemarle high school”
1: “what’s it like there?”
2: “we wear red white and blue everyday”
2: “I went to albemarle high school”
1: “what’s it like there?”
2: “we wear red white and blue everyday”
by Ms. Pruitt February 13, 2023
Get the Albemarle high schoolmug. A rural fever dream located in Washington where the Wi-Fi is spotty but the drama is high-speed. Known for its unique blend of cowboy cosplay, nicotine addiction, and unregulated furry activity in the commons. Half the students think they’re in Yellowstone, the other half think they’re in Zootopia, and the teachers have emotionally checked out since 2014.
Classes are optional, hallway PDA is not. If you’re not wearing Carhartt, Crocs, or a tail, you’re probably lost.
Common phrases heard at BGHS:
• “Is that guy wearing a thong?”
• “Wanna rip my Geek Bar in the Foods bathroom?”
• “Fight in the parking lot after 6th!”
• “Bro that’s my cousin.”
Classes are optional, hallway PDA is not. If you’re not wearing Carhartt, Crocs, or a tail, you’re probably lost.
Common phrases heard at BGHS:
• “Is that guy wearing a thong?”
• “Wanna rip my Geek Bar in the Foods bathroom?”
• “Fight in the parking lot after 6th!”
• “Bro that’s my cousin.”
I fucking hate Battle Ground High School it’s full of faggots. Can we pretty please go get more zyns now???
by HaydenGray88 June 29, 2025
Get the Battle Ground High Schoolmug. For some reason this school was both a middle school and high school for like, 10 years until earlier this year when the buildings switched and the middle school got the shit building from the 80’s.
Most of the kids are meth addicts from the Northeast Coast not that’s besides the point.
Also, the most Alt-Right place in Alaska and second most Alt-Right place in the US (with Florida beating them). Whatever you do, avoid all the popular 8th grade boys. (They are gay enough to ignore you anyway).
Also, most of the kids are fucking stupid.
Most of the kids are meth addicts from the Northeast Coast not that’s besides the point.
Also, the most Alt-Right place in Alaska and second most Alt-Right place in the US (with Florida beating them). Whatever you do, avoid all the popular 8th grade boys. (They are gay enough to ignore you anyway).
Also, most of the kids are fucking stupid.
Girl 1: Houston Jr/Sr High School is where I went
Girl 2: how was it?
Girl 1: *Vietnam war flashbacks*
Girl 2: how was it?
Girl 1: *Vietnam war flashbacks*
by Bella the princess November 5, 2023
Get the Houston Jr/Sr High Schoolmug.