grease monkey

a fat greasy american

"have you seen gorlock the destroyer?"
"yeah, what a grease monkey"

by Anal_lube_and_rice December 3, 2024

freaky alabama monkey

two little monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off k i s s i n g

freaky alabama monkey is a nigget

by the one and only monkey April 19, 2023

Monkey dick punch

The act of being monkey dick punched.

When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.

by MonkeyDickPunch October 9, 2023

Blind Drooling Monkey

A sexual gesture in which both partners remove all clothing and kiss and or drool all over each other’s body while blind folded.

Can also be written as 🙈🤤

Aye yo Victor, have you ever tried blind drooling monkey with your girl?

by HappyHippopotamus July 3, 2019

oinkey monkey

A cute infant / toddler who eats like a pig and looks like the cutest little monkey ever!

HI OINKEY MONKEY! your so cute

oh oinkey monkey you’re getting so chubby.

by John436 March 8, 2020

Shitfaced monkey

someone who annoys you

"GOD SHE IS SUCH A SHITFACED MONKEY"

by homogaycheese August 30, 2023

Monkey Tuesday

It means that you found your lover for forever

Yes she really is a monkey Tuesday

by TheMonkeyman1320 July 14, 2022