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Jack-in-the-ass

When a girls is pride or uptight and you want to have intercourse so you get her naked, uncap a bottle of Jack Daniels, pop it in her ass and flip her upside down so she absorbs the alcohol. This allows her to lower her inhibitions and relax.
PRO-TIP: It may be a few minutes before she feels the alcohol so pass the time with a standing 69!
Man, Carla was being such a prude at the party last night I had to give her a Jack-in-the-ass.
by K-Train91 April 17, 2017
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Jack

Jacks (Banners) are specimens of a high land mass of about 1 tonne. They are prone to offer everyone on but never follow up on it. Also he has shit house parties.
Why, Jack sure is looking fat today.
by Banner has a big chin February 20, 2019
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jack

jack the dude that looks behind to see if there's any black people behind him before he makes a racist joke
jack: you guys wanna hear a joke.
the boys: yea sure

jack: ''looks behind him" ok good no monkey's in sight
by thiccbonehead412 January 17, 2020
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jumping jacks

an exercise that involves bouncing up and down while spreading your legs and arms, this exercise will most likely make you sweat and if done long enough make you spill liquids.
yo look at him/her do the jumping jacks, so hot
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Jack

A very kind person buttttttttttttttttt they always cancel stuff on you last second and struggle to get to work and can be a pain in the ass sometimes.
Jack canceled last second again what a retard.
by Bigfatshrek420 June 1, 2022
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jacking the pug

1.to masterbate profoundly
2. to steal a small but rare dog ( not really )
i walked in on Bradley'O jacking the pug it was gross
by ThePatrickEscape March 3, 2009
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Gift Jacked

When one steals a present rather than having it given to them.

Boy: Im assuming I will get hosed
until I jack his card and order a watch with it!
Girl: You can't jack a GIFT!
Boy: Yeah you can
its called Gift Jacking
you say
"run yo shit foo"
and take the card
then you call and say
"send me that shit foo"
gift jacked
"you done been gift jacked foo"
maybe I need to add that to Urban Dictionary
What the Grinch did to the Whos...they got gift jacked sad
by Gift Jacker November 29, 2011
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