As you do

A retarded way of saying 'like you do'

Me:Someone just kept talking through the movie.
You:As you do...
Me: I think you mean 'like you do'.

by DriesIsEenKut July 17, 2018

Doing a Batista

Doing a Batista is when someone is circling around something and can't catch it for some odd reason. The source of this expression comes from the game Rocket League when a famous player - Batista - tried to catch a boost for a long time.

I can't help you, because I'm doing a Batista at this boost.

by zh3ng January 25, 2017

National "Do Not Call" List abuser

Similar to the infamous "reverse identity theft" strategy that a dishonest/selfish person uses in an attempt to avoid responsibility/prosecution for a crime that he did indeed commit, this type of sleazeball irrelevantly mentions the National "Do Not Call" Registry anytime he wishes to avoid having to deal with business/complaints which the local authorities or other 100%-legitimate parties have phoned him about and are attempting to discuss with him.

A National "Do Not Call" List abuser pretends that he honestly believes that any caller whom he doesn't want to talk to (cops, angry neighbors/businessmen, bill/tax-collectors, etc.) is just a nameless telemarketer in disguise, and who is merely posing as the real authority-figure who actually **is** needing to discuss some urgent/serious matter with him. This "Excuse me, but I don't believe that you're really ___; I suspect that you're just claiming that in an attempt to sell me something or pressure me into listening to your long-winded/hard-sell sales-pitch. I am on the National 'Do Not Call' list; please remove my name from your mailing-list" strategy can often be surprisingly effective, especially since many telemarketers and crank-callers actually **do** falsely identify themselves as a wronged individual or authority-figure in an attempt to compel the person whom they call to listen to them and/or be upset/intimidated, and so it is indeed conceivable that someone might automatically suspect that the unwelcome caller was merely an impersonator, especially if the person answering the phone had supposedly been of innocent mind and therefore had not expected to be contacted by anyone in authority.

by QuacksO December 17, 2017

Doing a Corey Greenwood

Leaving Friday, coming home Sunday.

God I’m tired, was doing a Corey Greenwood on the weekend

by Cassi95 November 27, 2023

Doing A Raz

Delaying progress in the game at all costs, even trying sequence-break into extra optional content to avoid mainline progress.

Someone: oh god this guy has been razzing at this collectible for an hour now! just go unlock the double jump and come back you numpty!

Some Asshole: We've been trying to collect this collectible for an hour already, can we just progress with the story already? Should stop doing a raz and go do some missions.

by Cemorolen September 28, 2019

Do it six

To be a 6 u need to be a sixer , u will be really cool

Hey do it six ur a sixer

by Fat Gavin September 6, 2018

doing an april

Holding up a bowl's rotation by holding it during a turn and talking to the group.

"Quit doing an april and pass the damn bowl!"

by Devin Danger November 13, 2007