Nostalgia Nut

A nostalgic memory from something you like (like a video game you used to play) and that nostalgia is so good it gives you a mental orgasm

Person 1: Dude, I was playing skyrim the other day and when the soundtrack kicked in I got a weird mental orgasm

Person 2: Oh I feel you, its like a nostalgia nut, right?

Person 1: EXACTLY!

by Harolds BJBJ's December 3, 2019

No Nut November

A sacred month where you stop filling oreos and stop eating nuts and stop jerking off

Person 1: hey dude I'm gonna fail No Nut November

Person 2: wait it's NNN

by Justaidiot November 1, 2021

deez nuts

the unfunniest joke

Guy 1: do u know the company DN?
Guy 2: no what is it about?
Guy 1: DEEZ NUTS!! lLOSLAOAOA a,q,q,11111,1,1,1,1,1.1.1’zoepaspal

Guy 2: please stop. this isn’t funny anymore. i know that ur dad is dead and ur having a hard time. im always here for u.
Guy 1: i got him good!
i got him good…. *depression!!!!!!*

by funny chungus August 25, 2021

clutch nut

When your nuts hurt from pushing in a clutch pedal all day.

(walks into house after trucking all day) Wife-why are you constantly grabbing your balls!? Husband-ive been trucking all day and I've got a bad case of clutch nut!

by Racer89 July 30, 2019

Gabbas nut

A sticky green semen trail that comes out of the asshole hairs

I have gabbas nut because I’m a 5 year old underdeveloped alien stripper

by Verysloppywaffle April 14, 2021

nuts in your cookie

Someone who’s got a bun in the oven.

You got nuts in your cookie after your honeymoon?

by The Goon Eliminater November 30, 2019

Sog Nut

The act of nutting when submerged

Dude I sog nutted last night.

by coltsjg18 April 7, 2017