A website where everyone’s horny and disgusting all the time. It’s a challenge not to find jokes about sex, or terms of sexual activity. If you don’t know what this website is, don’t use this place for any actual definitions. You have been warned.
Somebody: I’m gonna go on urban dictionary to find some definitions for my report. Let me search up “desire.”
Desire: a want for sexual contact/intercourse.
Someone: oh, uh, ok, how about “mental state?”
Mental state: a health based version of how much hot sex you have.
Someone: Oh, uh, what about “kitten?” That can’t be sexual right?
Kitten: another name for a woman’s cute (millennial name for female genitalia relating to cat.)
Someone: yeah I walked right into that one. Ok “video game” can’t be sexual, right?
Video game: an interactive version of pornography.
Someone: I give up.
Desire: a want for sexual contact/intercourse.
Someone: oh, uh, ok, how about “mental state?”
Mental state: a health based version of how much hot sex you have.
Someone: Oh, uh, what about “kitten?” That can’t be sexual right?
Kitten: another name for a woman’s cute (millennial name for female genitalia relating to cat.)
Someone: yeah I walked right into that one. Ok “video game” can’t be sexual, right?
Video game: an interactive version of pornography.
Someone: I give up.
by DrKoneko December 31, 2020
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. Harris: Oh yea he is just copy pasting a bunch of definitions into the chat
Banzai: What if He is the urban dictionary
Everyone else: Oh no.
Banzai: What if He is the urban dictionary
Everyone else: Oh no.
by Acolyte of the tallest snek November 5, 2022
Get the He is the urban dictionarymug. A word that has been Urbanized has a different definition, which could lead other people to miss use it.
Person 1: "Gay means someone loves animals"
Person 2: "Where did you learn that"
Person 1: "Urban Dictionary"
Person 2: "You have been Urbanized"
Person 2: "Where did you learn that"
Person 1: "Urban Dictionary"
Person 2: "You have been Urbanized"
by ImHereToProveAPoint November 21, 2020
Get the Urbanizedmug. A site where most words are apparently the name for some bizarre sexual act that nobody would actually do in real life.
by Inquisitive Walnut March 4, 2020
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. by MsMaryMack December 20, 2021
Get the Urban dickmug. Friend : what does DM mean
Me: looks it up on urban dictionary
Friend: looks over my sholder
Definition: dick me
Me: hmm I always thought it mean direct message
Me: looks it up on urban dictionary
Friend: looks over my sholder
Definition: dick me
Me: hmm I always thought it mean direct message
by Angel. L April 26, 2020
Get the Urban dictionarymug. An online website where words can be put along with their descriptions with the intention of being an online dictionary but with more freedom.
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