penis

if you have a penis it is small and you are not a man yet cuse men have dicks if you are a man with a penis your gay :) -ching chon asshat

jade “hey bro you have penis u gay”
tanner “aw thanks bro we can chill in a hot tub”

jade “fuck ya”

*high five*

by ching chong asshat January 12, 2020

kung pow penis

Originated from tumblr

When someone says something everyone finds cringey, one-by-one everyone types out “KUNG POW PENIS” to obliterate them

Ellie: wait, Eric, are you gay?
Sarah: you just noticed that?
Luke: K
Steven: U
Evan: N
Eric: G
Steven: P
Eric: O
Luke: W
Sarah: P
Evan: E
Steven: N
Luke: I
Eric: S
Ellie: I just got kung pow penis’d. wow.

by angelic-cyclist February 18, 2024

Penis

uhh shit i dunno ask ur mom

mom what is a penis

by dickgiver999 November 25, 2023

Penis

Cats are called pussy so dogs should be called penis. Makes sence.

Look at that cute little penis

by HelloImSureItsMe December 1, 2020

Peni

Multiple penises

I saw so many peni at that orgy!

by big big man man June 23, 2021

Penis

Floppy stick you tickle

Ur penis is small

by M0mmyM1lkerz November 5, 2021

Penis

I fuck your Mom with it

I fucked your mom with my penis

by ur dad who left you for milk May 7, 2022