by Tyler Sla January 13, 2025
Get the Tree Penis mug.when a male of african descent reveals his schmeat to his potential mate but it is so malformed that it resembles a chicken leg, breading and all.
Darius: "Man... fuck my life."
Percy: "Woah man, why would you say that?"
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Definition:
1. Masculine Penis (phrase, noun) - A specific anatomical organ of the male reproductive system; characterized by a cylindrical or elongated figure, it is the primary organ for sexual intercourse and the elimination of urine.
Significance:
• It provides a neutral and anatomical definition of the term.
• It highlights its biological function in reproduction and excretion.
• It avoids slang or vulgar terms, maintaining a neutral and scientific tone.
• It clearly defines the object as a specific part of the male anatomy.
Definition:
1. Masculine Penis (phrase, noun) - A specific anatomical organ of the male reproductive system; characterized by a cylindrical or elongated figure, it is the primary organ for sexual intercourse and the elimination of urine.
Significance:
• It provides a neutral and anatomical definition of the term.
• It highlights its biological function in reproduction and excretion.
• It avoids slang or vulgar terms, maintaining a neutral and scientific tone.
• It clearly defines the object as a specific part of the male anatomy.
Examples:
• “The masculine penis consists of complex tissue structures.”
• “The development of the masculine penis is a natural part of puberty.”
• “Proper hygiene is crucial for maintaining the health of the masculine penis.”
• “The masculine penis has nerve terminations for sexual response and pleasure.”
• “The study of the masculine penis is a part of human biology.”
• “The masculine penis consists of complex tissue structures.”
• “The development of the masculine penis is a natural part of puberty.”
• “Proper hygiene is crucial for maintaining the health of the masculine penis.”
• “The masculine penis has nerve terminations for sexual response and pleasure.”
• “The study of the masculine penis is a part of human biology.”
by Dmitrio January 17, 2025
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"Bro, the sleepover went off the rails — they skipped truth or dare and went straight to the International Penis Station (IPS). I can’t unsee it."
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producer 1: hey I wrote this beat last night. I thought it sounded good at the time but I think it might be penis music
producer 2: yeah it is a little bit. maybe lose the four simultaneous melodies in the chorus
producer 1: no dude it's polyphonic you just don't get it
producer 2: yeah it is a little bit. maybe lose the four simultaneous melodies in the chorus
producer 1: no dude it's polyphonic you just don't get it
by hugetony1997 June 30, 2025
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"Dude, I was trying to study for finals but had to take three cold showers. I think I’ve got Restless Penis Syndrome."
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