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cock-knocker brown

The act of giving someone a cock-knock ie punching a male in the genitals. However, the perpetrator (recently after defecating) crouches trouser-less over the recipients head. Subsequently, as a result of the blow, the recipient raises their head in pain, burying their nose into the executor's muddy anus.
As Terry drunkenly slept, Derek crouched over him, ready to deliver the cock-knocker brown.
by joebananas October 24, 2008
mugGet the cock-knocker brownmug.

Brown Out

When one passes out while taking a massive dump.
"Dude I had a brown out an hour ago!"

"What the hell is a brown out?"

"It's when you pass out when your taking a really big crap!"
by boomjigger October 14, 2011
mugGet the Brown Outmug.

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