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Spice Monkey

A name given to a person who is thought to of/ has done Spice.
Also used as an insult.
Oi Charlie you fucking Spice Monkey Suck Your Mum.
by WestsideA. October 20, 2020
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Playing monkey

When a person is saying random bits of information or throwing out quotes about a situation that they heard from another person. A person normally does this when they are involved in something stressful/scary that they feel they can't talk about. Drinking alcohol and terrified laughter are also common when "playing monkey."
"In August, 2023 a lot of people were "playing monkey"?" -Vancouver, WA
by Elliejj28 July 25, 2025
mugGet the Playing monkeymug.

Gut Monkey

A human fetus in the womb as seen from outside. The large swollen area of a woman who is far into a pregnancy. Especially a very large and pronounced belly shape. A humorous tone slightly related to the parasitic nature of a fetus upon it's mother.
It was quite apparent from the size of her huge gut monkey that she was easily 8 or 9 months into her pregnancy.
by thechurchfodave September 20, 2011
mugGet the Gut Monkeymug.

Mashed Up Monkey

Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)
I'm going yo get home and have a mashed up monkey
mugGet the Mashed Up Monkeymug.

Monkey poo

When one hangs naked from a branch of a tree and does a poo. A variation of this can be two people hanging naked from a branch as well as holding hands and doing a poo. (Can also hang from something else at height eg: mast of boat)
Mate did you see Louis’ monkey poo last night, how did he even climb that high?
mugGet the Monkey poomug.

one eyed monkey lover

A dick seeking the love of a vagina, aka monkey.
1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.

2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.
by messy bun November 19, 2017
mugGet the one eyed monkey lovermug.

insane jungle monkey

landon gaulton’s dream sex toy
mom , can u buy me a insane jungle monkey so i can put it in my ass
by bob snarle butt November 16, 2019
mugGet the insane jungle monkeymug.

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